Part 7 – The Failures
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Part 1: The Masterpieces |
Part 2: The Near Perfect |
Part 3: The Excellent |
Part 4: The Very Good |
Part 5: The Solid Craft |
Part 6: The Watchable |
Part 7: The Failures
The best decision in this tier is Reservoir Dogs, and it was forced. Tarantino could not afford to stage the robbery, so he set the film entirely before and after it. A heist picture became a chamber piece about who talked.
The other pattern is the protagonist nobody would defend. Travis Bickle, Jack Carter, Harry Callahan and Carlito Brigante are all men the film declines to endorse, and each is more durable for it.
Every rating is the one carried by the review it links to. Ties are broken by year, and this is the third of seven parts.
Nineteen films that fail in nineteen identifiable ways, and every failure has a name. Learn to spot them before you commit them in the Awful Writing Handbook.
1. Savages (2012) [full review]
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RLR: 6 / 10
⭐ IMDB: 6.4/10
"Benicio del Toro and Salma Hayek are considerably more interesting than the three leads, and the film knows it."
Oliver Stone adapted Don Winslow’s novel and then supplied two endings, the first of which the narrator announces is a lie before the second one plays. That decision is the single clearest example in modern studio filmmaking of a director refusing to commit to his own material.
Blake Lively narrates and the film gives her almost nothing else to do. O is the object three men are fighting over, she is kidnapped in the first act, and the voiceover keeps insisting on an interiority the screenplay never dramatizes. The narration is doing work the scenes should have done.
Winslow co-wrote the screenplay with Stone and Shane Salerno and has been diplomatic about the result in public. The novel ends once, hard, and the decision to shoot both a false version and a real one came out of the production and not off the page.
Benicio del Toro and Salma Hayek are giving performances the film around them does not deserve. Lado is genuinely frightening in every scene and Elena is written with an actual arc, and both of them are stranded inside a picture more interested in Laguna Beach production design.
2. Parker (2013) [full review]
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RLR: 6 / 10
⭐ IMDB: 6.2/10
"Westlake refused to license the character’s name for decades unless a studio committed to a series, and then this happened."
Taylor Hackford adapted Richard Stark’s Flashfire and then made the one change that cannot be made: he gave Parker a code. The character in twenty-four novels is a professional thief with no loyalties and no principles, and this version does not hurt people who do not deserve it.
Statham is well cast and given nothing to play. The Parker of the books is defined by the absence of interiority and the film keeps supplying motivation, a girlfriend, a dying father figure and a sense of fairness, all of which are additions and all of which flatten him.
Donald Westlake wrote the Parker books as Richard Stark across five decades and refused for most of that time to let the character’s name be used on screen. Mel Gibson’s Porter and Lee Marvin’s Walker are the same man under different names because of that refusal.
Jennifer Lopez’s real estate agent is the film’s other problem and it is structural. She is introduced forty minutes in, given a comic register the rest of the picture does not share, and the film keeps cutting to her financial difficulties while a heist is underway.
3. Hawkeye (2021) [full review]
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RLR: 6 / 10
⭐ IMDB: 7.4/10
"A retired archer takes his children to New York for Christmas and finds somebody wearing his old costume."
Marvel built a six-episode Christmas series around the least interesting Avenger and then spent most of it on a track suit mafia, a deaf antagonist with a real grievance and a musical based on the Battle of New York. The parts are better than the whole by a wide margin.
Hailee Steinfeld’s Kate Bishop is the reason it works at all, and the series is smart enough to make her incompetence the comedy instead of her competence the fantasy. She is enthusiastic, undertrained and frequently wrong, and Renner plays exhaustion opposite her. Steinfeld had been cast off an audition tape and Marvel built two later projects around the character.
The crime plot is the failure. A stolen watch, a costume, a criminal organization with no discernible business, and a final confrontation in which the actual villain is revealed to have been arranging everything for reasons the series never makes legible. The Christmas material is the only part with any shape.
4. Dahmer – Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story, “The Man in Apt. 213” [full review]
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RLR: 5 / 10
⭐ IMDB: 8.1/10
"The series was widely criticized by victims’ families, several of whom stated publicly that they were never contacted."
Ryan Murphy opened the series from Tracy Edwards escaping in handcuffs and then jumped backward, and the first episode is the strongest in the run. Evan Peters plays Dahmer with a flat affect and no charisma at all, the correct and least commercial choice available.
The neighbor is the episode’s real subject. Glenda Cleveland, fictionalized here as Glenda Cleveland living next door, reported the smell and the sounds repeatedly and was ignored by Milwaukee police for months, and the series is precise about what that failure required. Cleveland herself died in 2010 and her family objected to the portrayal after the series aired.
The ethical problem is the whole production and it does not resolve. Several victims’ families said publicly they were not contacted, the show recreates their relatives’ deaths in detail, and Netflix’s own marketing traded on the name. The first episode is well made and the enterprise around it is not defensible.
Netflix pulled the LGBTQ tag from the series listing after complaints within days of release, and several of the victims’ relatives published statements saying they had never been contacted by anybody involved in the production. The series was the platform’s second most watched English-language title that year.
The police material is the strongest content. Two officers return a bleeding fourteen-year-old to Dahmer’s apartment after he explains it is a domestic matter, and the episode plays it in real time. That sequence is documented fact and it is the argument the series should have been built on.
Rage reveals its twist with eight minutes left and Fast X has no ending at all. Work out what a shape actually requires in the Story ARC Handbook.
5. 8MM (1999) [full review]
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RLR: 5 / 10
⭐ IMDB: 6.5/10
"Andrew Kevin Walker wrote Se7en and this, and the difference is that Fincher withheld almost everything Schumacher shows."
Joel Schumacher directed Andrew Kevin Walker’s script and the two of them disagreed about the film during production and afterward. Walker wrote Se7en. Schumacher shot this one with a glossy surface and a redemptive arc that the material actively refuses, and the mismatch is visible in every reel.
Nicolas Cage plays a surveillance investigator hired to determine whether a film in a dead man’s safe is real, and the premise is genuinely strong. The first hour, working through distribution chains and pornographic bookshops, is a competent procedural about an ugly industry. Walker delivered the script to Columbia in 1995 and it sat for four years before Schumacher took it.
The second half converts it into a revenge picture and loses the argument. Machine carries a mask and is unmasked to be an ordinary man. That is the film’s one good idea, and then the protagonist executes several people and goes home to his wife and the picture treats that as resolution.
Walker has said the shooting script diverged substantially from what he wrote and that he asked for the changes to be reversed before release. The finished film keeps his premise and discards the moral position underneath it. That is the shortest available description of what went wrong.
6. Rage (2014) [full review]
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RLR: 5 / 10
⭐ IMDB: 5.1/10
"A reformed criminal’s daughter is taken and he reassembles his old crew to work through the people he thinks did it."
Paco Cabezas directed Nicolas Cage in a revenge film where the daughter turns out not to have been killed by the people he spends the film killing, and the reveal arrives after every one of them is already dead. The structure is a man committing a massacre for no reason.
The film was shot in Alabama in under a month and released to roughly two hundred screens. Cage was in the middle of a stretch where he was making four or five pictures a year, and this is the one that best illustrates what that schedule produces.
That premise could work and the film has no idea it is holding it. A reckoning about what revenge costs when the grievance is wrong would be a real picture. This one plays the killings as action, delivers the reveal as a twist, and then ends without anybody accounting for anything.
Cage is committed in a film that does not support him, the story of a decade of his output. The flashbacks to the Balkans are underlit and incoherent, the Russian mob plot never connects, and Danny Glover is given a police role with roughly four lines of function.
7. Angel (1984) [full review]
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RLR: 4 / 10
⭐ IMDB: 5.5/10
"The premise is delivered entirely in the marketing. That is the problem: a high school student by day and nothing else."
Robert Vincent O’Neill built the entire film on one marketing line about an honor student by day and a Hollywood prostitute by night, and the picture never develops past the premise. Molly is fifteen, the film is aware of that, and it shoots her on the Boulevard repeatedly anyway.
The supporting cast is the only thing worth anything. Rory Calhoun as a retired cowboy actor, Dick Shawn as a street performer, and Susan Tyrrell as a landlady are all playing real characters in a film with no interest in them. Their scenes are the only ones with a pulse.
New World released it in January 1984 and it took around eighteen million dollars against a small budget, the only reason the sequel arrived the following year. Donna Wilkes was twenty-four playing fifteen and has spoken since about how the marketing around her was handled.
The killer is a plot device with no interiority and no method worth following, and the police investigation exists to move Molly between locations. The film is exploitation wearing a social conscience it never pays for, and the sequel the following year drops the pretense entirely.
8. Stripped to Kill (1987) [full review]
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RLR: 4 / 10
⭐ IMDB: 5.0/10
"Katt Shea was a genuine talent working inside an exploitation contract, and two or three sequences prove it."
Katt Shea directed for Roger Corman on a tight schedule and the film is a police procedural built around an undercover officer working a Los Angeles strip club while dancers are murdered. The structure is entirely a delivery mechanism for the club footage. Corman gave Shea the assignment after she pitched him a different film entirely and he said no to that one.
Shea is a better director than the assignment permitted and there are two or three sequences with genuine tension in them. The alley pursuit and the final reveal are staged with real spatial sense, and her later films confirm the talent was there under the brief.
The mystery is unworkable. The killer’s identity depends on a physical impossibility the film hopes nobody examines, the motive is delivered in a monologue during the last two minutes, and the investigation consists of a detective watching performances and getting no closer to anything. Shea went on to direct Poison Ivy and The Rage: Carrie 2, and neither has this film’s constraints.
Most of these were fixable at the script stage and nobody did the pass. Learn what a real revision looks like in the Revisions Handbook.
9. Crash (2005) [full review]
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RLR: 4 / 10
⭐ IMDB: 7.7/10
"Every scene exists to make a point and nobody in it behaves like a person. That is the objection and it holds."
Paul Haggis won Best Picture for a film about racism in Los Angeles that operates entirely on coincidence. Every character meets every other character, each encounter delivers a lesson, and the film’s structure requires a city of ten million people to contain roughly twelve. Haggis said the idea came from his own carjacking in Los Angeles in 1991.
Haggis shot it for around six and a half million dollars with an ensemble who mostly worked for scale, and Lionsgate picked it up out of Toronto. It took ninety-eight million worldwide and the campaign that followed is still studied as the most effective independent Oscar push ever run.
The individual performances are frequently strong and the writing around them is not. Matt Dillon’s officer assaults a woman during a traffic stop and then rescues her from a burning car, and the film presents this as complexity instead of a screenwriter arranging a moral.
The core problem is that the film flatters its audience. Every character is racist, everybody learns something, and nobody is implicated structurally. Racism is presented as a personal failing that a sufficiently dramatic afternoon can correct, the most comfortable possible position. The film cost around six and a half million dollars and took ninety-eight million worldwide.
Its Best Picture win over Brokeback Mountain is still cited as one of the Academy’s worst decisions, and Haggis himself said years later that it should not have won. The film has aged into a case study about what awards reward. Haggis told The Hollywood Reporter in 2015 that it was not the best film of the year and should not have won.
10. The Forger (2014) [full review]
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RLR: 4 / 10
⭐ IMDB: 5.5/10
"A forger negotiates early release to spend time with his dying son, and the film montages past the forging."
Philip Martin directed John Travolta as an art forger who gets out of prison early to spend time with a dying son and has to steal a Monet to pay for the release. Every element in that sentence is a good premise and none of them connect on screen.
The film cannot decide which story it is telling. The heist is underwritten, the father-son material is sentimental, the cancer subplot exists to supply urgency, and Christopher Plummer is given a grandfather role that the script uses as comic relief and then abandons. Travolta was fifty-nine and the film was shot in Massachusetts over roughly six weeks.
The film went to a limited release and video on demand in the same week, where a picture goes when the distributor has read the reviews early and decided to cut its losses. Travolta produced it himself through his own production company and took the lead as well.
Travolta is trying and the direction gives him nothing. The forgery process is the one thing in the film nobody else does, and it, is compressed into a montage. A picture about an art forger that will not show the forging has discarded its own most interesting asset.
11. Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile (2019) [full review]
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RLR: 4 / 10
⭐ IMDB: 6.6/10
"Zac Efron plays Bundy and the structure keeps the audience at his girlfriend’s distance, then keeps breaking it."
Joe Berlinger made a documentary series about Ted Bundy and a dramatic feature about him in the same year, and the feature is the weaker object. Zac Efron plays Bundy from the perspective of his girlfriend, so the audience spends most of the film not knowing for certain what he did.
The conceit is defensible and the execution undermines it. Withholding the crimes to replicate Liz’s experience is a real idea, and the film keeps cutting to courtroom charisma, fan mail and Efron’s performance of charm, producing exactly the glamorization the structure was meant to avoid.
Lily Collins is doing the actual work and the film keeps leaving her. Liz’s slow recognition, her drinking, her refusal to be certain, are the strongest material in the picture and they are repeatedly interrupted for trial coverage the audience has seen in the documentary.
12. Street Girls (1975) [full review]
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RLR: 3 / 10
⭐ IMDB: 4.5/10
"A father searching for his daughter in Portland finds an exploitation cycle instead of a story."
Michael Miller directed a film about a father searching Portland for a missing daughter and it is barely assembled. The plot is a series of encounters with no escalation, the sound is frequently unusable, and the daughter is absent for most of the running time the search is meant to be about.
Whatever social intent existed is buried under the material the film actually spends time on. The exploitation content is foregrounded and the father’s search is a frame around it, the standard arrangement for the period and does not become less cynical for being standard.
Barry Levinson co-wrote it, four years before Diner, the only reason anybody encounters it now. There is no visible sign of the writer he became and the script has no structure to speak of. Levinson has never discussed it publicly and no retrospective of his work includes it.
Parker gave its lead a conscience and removed the reason he existed. Build a protagonist who survives adaptation in the Protagonist Handbook.
13. The New York Ripper (1982) [full review]
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RLR: 3 / 10
⭐ IMDB: 5.8/10
"Lucio Fulci’s film is among the most unpleasant in the giallo cycle and was refused classification in Britain."
Lucio Fulci made a giallo in New York in which the killer quacks like a duck while murdering women. That detail is the only thing anybody remembers. The film was refused certification in the United Kingdom and the print was deported instead of returned.
The violence is the point and it is aimed almost entirely at women, filmed in extended close-up, and staged with a hostility the genre does not require. Fulci made good films. This one is deliberately unpleasant and the deliberateness is not a defense. Fulci had made Zombie and The Beyond in the preceding three years and both are better films.
The procedural half is competent and irrelevant. A detective, a psychoanalyst, a sequence of clues, and a solution that arrives through coincidence instead of investigation. The film has no interest in the plot and neither does the audience it was made for. The British print was seized in 1982 and the film remained banned there for over two decades.
14. Avenging Angel (1985) [full review]
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RLR: 3 / 10
⭐ IMDB: 4.8/10
"The protagonist is at university studying law, having been taken in and supported, and returns to the Boulevard anyway."
Robert Vincent O’Neill returned for the sequel with a different lead and a premise that has Molly in law school and returning to the Boulevard to avenge the officer who saved her. The film has dropped every trace of the social framing and kept the setting.
Betsy Russell replaces Donna Wilkes and the recasting removes the one thing the original had: an actor who seemed genuinely uncomfortable. This version is confident, competent and at ease, and the character makes no sense at all as a result. Wilkes was twenty-four when she made the original and had turned down the sequel over the script.
Rory Calhoun and Susan Tyrrell return and are again the best thing in it, a grim observation about a film built on a young woman’s trauma. The revenge plot is mechanical and the villain is a real estate developer, the sequel reaching for relevance and finding none.
15. Streetwalkin’ (1985) [full review]
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RLR: 3 / 10
⭐ IMDB: 5.1/10
"A young woman arrives in New York from New Jersey with her younger brother and is recruited within a day."
Joan Freeman directed and co-wrote a film about a teenage runaway in New York and it is more serious than its shelf-mates, a low bar cleared by a narrow margin. Melissa Leo is in her first lead role and is better than the material.
The pimp is the film’s entire antagonist structure and Dale Midkiff plays him at one volume for eighty minutes. There is no organization, no economics and no world around him, so the film becomes a chase with no context for why anybody cannot simply leave.
The New York location work is the only genuine asset. Times Square before the cleanup, shot at night on real streets, and the film accidentally preserves a place that no longer exists. That is worth something and it is not worth the ninety minutes. Leo was twenty-four and went on to win an Academy Award twenty-five years later for The Fighter.
16. Cash Out (2024) [full review]
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RLR: 3 / 10
⭐ IMDB: 4.8/10
"A master thief leads a bank robbery that turns into a siege, two well-understood structures bolted together badly."
Ives directed John Travolta through a bank siege assembled entirely from genre furniture. A crew, a betrayal, a hostage negotiation conducted by radio, a brother with a grudge, and a twist visible from the opening sequence. Nothing in it has been thought about twice. Travolta made three similar films in eighteen months and this is the one that reached the widest release.
Every character carries exactly one trait and announces it. The tech expert is the tech expert, the loose cannon is the loose cannon, and the negotiator has a personal history with the lead that the film mentions three times without ever dramatizing. The dialogue is function with no voice on it.
Two sequels were shot back to back with the same cast on the same schedule. That explains a great deal about how the first one is constructed. The economics of that arrangement are visible in every reused location and every scene that runs on two actors.
The siege structure is chosen for convenience instead of tension. Confining the action to a bank means nobody has to be moved anywhere, and the radio negotiation means two actors can film their scenes separately. The film is built around production savings and it shows in every cut.
Angel has a premise and no story, and the difference is the whole problem. Learn to tell them apart in the Plot Handbook.
17. Gotti (2018) [full review]
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RLR: 2 / 10
⭐ IMDB: 4.9/10
"It went through multiple directors and financiers across a decade before Kevin Connolly completed it."
Kevin Connolly directed and the film carried a zero on Rotten Tomatoes for a period, rare enough to be worth stating. Travolta spent years trying to get it made, the production went through several directors, and the result has no argument about its own subject.
The structure is the fundamental problem. The film jumps across three decades using title cards, the makeup ages nobody convincingly, and events are presented in a sequence that assumes the audience already knows the chronology. There is no through-line and no question being pursued. Barry Levinson, Nick Cassavetes and Joe Johnston were all attached at points during the decade it took.
The position on Gotti is the other failure. The film admires him without making a case, closing on documentary footage of real people praising the man, and a picture that ends by outsourcing its argument to a crowd has not made one. The distributor publicly attacked critics in its own marketing, the other thing anybody remembers.
18. Fast X (2023) [full review]
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RLR: 2 / 10
⭐ IMDB: 5.7/10
"Leterrier inherited a running production, delivered no ending, and added a character who was present all along."
Louis Leterrier took over from Justin Lin days into production and delivered a film that spends two and a half hours setting up a sequel. There is no ending. The picture stops mid-sequence with roughly six characters in unresolved jeopardy and a title card. Lin left over creative differences a week into shooting and Leterrier inherited a production already running.
Jason Momoa is doing something genuinely entertaining and it belongs in a different film. Dante is camp, chatty and enjoying himself, and every scene he is in works. Every scene he is not in is a cast of fifteen delivering exposition about family in separate locations.
Universal announced the picture as the first half of a two-part finale and then added a third film to the plan, so the ending that is missing here has now been deferred twice over. Momoa is the only element that every review of the film agreed on.
The franchise has lost the ability to generate stakes. Characters return from confirmed deaths, physics is optional, and a car survives a fall that would kill everyone in it. Nothing that happens can be trusted to stay happened, so nothing that happens matters. The budget was reported at around three hundred and forty million dollars, among the highest ever.
19. Gigli (2003) [full review]
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RLR: 1 / 10
⭐ IMDB: 2.6/10
"It was rewritten during production into something nobody involved had agreed to make, and the result ended a career."
Martin Brest wrote and directed it, the production was rewritten around the leads’ relationship during shooting, and it took just over six million dollars against a seventy-five million budget. Brest has not directed a film since and the picture ended a career that included Midnight Run and Scent of a Woman.
The premise is a kidnapping. Two low-level criminals hold a federal prosecutor’s brother, who has a developmental disability, and the film’s treatment of that character is the most indefensible thing in it. He exists to be funny and the film has no other use for him.
Brest had made Beverly Hills Cop, Midnight Run and Scent of a Woman before this, a run of commercial and critical success almost nobody in his generation matched. He has not directed anything in the twenty-two years since and has given no interviews explaining why.
The dialogue is the reason it is remembered. Long speeches about anatomy, a monologue comparing body parts in an argument about attraction, and an extended sequence of flirtation that neither performer can make land. The scenes run several minutes past any point they had. Brest has said the studio recut it substantially and that the released version is not the film he delivered.
There is a real film underneath about two criminals discovering they are not good at crime, and Christopher Walken and Al Pacino each appear for one scene in what looks like that version. Both scenes are considerably better than anything around them and both are over in minutes.
Honorable Mentions: Better Films Without a Review Here Yet
After nineteen failures, here are twelve crime films with no review on the site that are worth an evening instead.
Criss Cross (1949)
Robert Siodmak put Burt Lancaster in an armored car robbery he joins to stay near an ex-wife who is married to a gangster. The heist is told in flashback from a hospital bed and the ending is among the bleakest in American noir.
Act of Violence (1948)
Fred Zinnemann sent Robert Ryan after Van Heflin across postwar Los Angeles over something that happened in a prison camp. The moral position inverts at the midpoint and the film never lets either man be simply right.
The Big Combo (1955)
Joseph H. Lewis and John Alton made the most beautifully photographed noir ever shot on a budget this small. The final scene in fog on an airfield is the most reproduced image in the genre and it is earned.
Pickup on South Street (1953)
Samuel Fuller put a pickpocket in the middle of a Cold War espionage plot he has no interest in, and Thelma Ritter steals the film as an informant selling names to fund her own funeral.
Gun Crazy (1950)
Joseph H. Lewis shot a bank robbery in one unbroken take from the back seat of a car, with dialogue improvised on the day, twenty years before anybody else tried it. Peggy Cummins is the engine of the whole picture.
Detour (1945)
Edgar G. Ulmer made it in six days for almost nothing and produced the purest fatalist noir in the canon. The narrator insists he is unlucky and the film quietly supplies evidence that he is lying.
The American Friend (1977)
Wim Wenders adapted Patricia Highsmith with Dennis Hopper as Ripley and Bruno Ganz as a dying framer talked into two murders. The train sequence is one of the most sustained pieces of suspense of the decade.
Army of Shadows (1969)
Melville made a Resistance film with no heroism in it whatsoever, about people executing their own colleagues to protect a network. It went unreleased in the United States for thirty-seven years.
Le Doulos (1962)
Melville again, with Jean-Paul Belmondo as an informer who may not be one, in a film that withholds the answer until a final sequence that reframes every earlier scene. The nine-minute interrogation take is the set piece.
The Mission (1999)
Johnnie To put five bodyguards in a shopping mall at night and produced the best-staged standoff in Hong Kong cinema, built entirely on stillness. Nobody moves for minutes at a time and the tension is unbearable.
Exiled (2006)
To again, in Macau, with a crew who cannot decide whether to kill a friend or protect him and resolve it by flipping a coin. The clinic shootout is choreographed like a dance and the film knows exactly how absurd it is.
Nameless Gangster (2012)
Yoon Jong-bin followed a corrupt customs officer through the Korean crackdowns of the eighties and nineties, and Choi Min-sik plays him as a man whose only skill is knowing who is related to whom.
Dishonorable Mentions: Even Worse, and Unreviewed
These sit below the floor of a page that already contains Gigli. No reviews here yet and none are planned with any urgency.
The Devil’s Own (1997)
Alan Pakula directing Harrison Ford and Brad Pitt through an IRA gunrunning plot that Ford publicly said had no finished script when shooting began. The two leads are acting in different films and the ending was rewritten repeatedly during production.
Killerman (2019)
Liam Hemsworth plays a money launderer with amnesia, two premises fighting each other for ninety minutes. The film keeps explaining its own plot in flashback and the explanations do not reconcile with one another.
Stolen (2012)
Simon West and Nicolas Cage made a heist film in New Orleans that reuses the Taken premise without any of the competence. The daughter is in a taxi trunk for the entire running time and the film cannot find anything for her to do.
Hangman (2017)
Al Pacino and Karl Urban hunt a serial killer who leaves hangman puzzles, in a film where the puzzle is solved by a character simply guessing correctly. The journalist subplot exists to supply exposition and nothing else.
Rock the Kasbah (2015)
Barry Levinson and Bill Murray in Afghanistan, in a comedy that treats a war zone as a backdrop for a manager finding a singer. The tonal misjudgment is total and the film was pulled from wide release inside two weeks.
Swept Away (2002)
Guy Ritchie directing Madonna in a remake of a Lina Wertmuller film about class and power, with all of the politics removed. It took under a million dollars worldwide and effectively ended her film career.
What Do You Think?
This is the bottom of the ranking and the ordering matters less than the reasons. Crash at a 4 with a Best Picture win and Gigli at a 1 are doing very different kinds of failing. Tell me which one on this page you think is rated too harshly.
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Part 2: The Near Perfect |
Part 3: The Excellent |
Part 4: The Very Good |
Part 5: The Solid Craft |
Part 6: The Watchable |
Part 7: The Failures