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Presidents Day: The Name Nobody Made Official

This entry is part 115 of 118 in the series US Holidays
TL;DR: Presidents Day is not the legal name of the holiday. Federal law still calls it Washington’s Birthday. The popular name spread anyway, and in spreading it turned a day about one specific man into a day about a job title. That is a small linguistic event with a real cost, and it is the same cost you pay when you write about a category of person instead of a person.

The third Monday of February is a federal holiday whose legal name is Washington’s Birthday. It’s been that since it was established and the 1968 act that moved it to a Monday didn’t change it.

Almost nobody calls it that. Retailers started using Presidents Day, states adopted their own variations, and the popular name won completely while the legal one sat there unchanged.

So we have a holiday with an official name nobody uses and a common name that means something broader than the law intends. It’s worth pulling apart, because the mechanism is one you can watch happening to other things.

What the Broader Name Does

Washington’s Birthday is about a man. Presidents Day is about an office.

Those sound similar and they’re not. A day about a person invites you to think about what he did. That means it can be argued with. He resigned his commission. He left after two terms. You can assess that.

A day about an office invites nothing in particular. There’s no shared assessment available, because the holders of the office have almost nothing in common beyond having held it. Some were remarkable. Some were dreadful. Averaging them produces no usable idea.

The broad name is easier to say and easier to sell things under. It also holds less, which is a trade almost nobody made on purpose.

The Two Men It Was Nearly About

The popular version tends to fold in Lincoln, whose birthday is 12 February, ten days before Washington’s on the 22nd. Several states observed both separately and some still mark Lincoln’s day on its own.

That folding is understandable and it costs something. Washington and Lincoln are interesting for opposite reasons, and merging them flattens both.

Washington is remarkable for what he declined. He handed back power twice when nobody could have made him, and the norm he created by leaving held for a hundred and fifty years on his example alone.

Lincoln is remarkable for what he endured and what he chose while enduring it. He held a fracturing country together through four years of war and prepared, in writing, to hand over to a successor he expected to beat him.

One story is about restraint with power. The other is about integrity under unbearable pressure. They rhyme, and they’re not the same lesson, and a day called Presidents Day teaches neither of them.

Watch This Happen to Your Own Material

I’ve written a hundred and thirteen books under my own name and fifty-four for other people, and this exact compression is the commonest problem in a first draft.

Somebody tells me about a specific manager on a specific Tuesday who did a specific thing. By the time it reaches the page it’s become a passage about leadership. The particular person has been promoted into a category and the life has gone out of it.

The general version feels safer to write. It cannot be contradicted, it offends nobody, and it sounds like the kind of thing that belongs in a book. It’s also unreadable, because there’s nothing in it for the reader to hold.

Every time I find a paragraph about a category, I go looking for the person it was before somebody sanded it down.

The Test I Use

Take any paragraph in your draft and ask whether a named human being does something in it at a specific moment.

If yes, it can stay. If no, one of two things is true. Either it’s connective tissue, which you need a little of, or it’s a specific thing that got generalized, in which case the original is better and it’s still recoverable if you ask the right question.

The right question is almost always: who, and when, and what did they say.

People answer that question with detail they’ll never produce in response to a request for their leadership philosophy.

None of This Means Renaming Was Wrong

I want to be fair to the broad name, because there’s an argument for it.

Honoring a single figure gets harder as a country ages and reassesses. A day about the office survives changing views in a way that a day about one man doesn’t. That’s a real advantage and it’s why these shifts keep happening.

The point is that it’s a trade, not an upgrade. You buy durability and you spend specificity. Knowing which one you’re spending is the whole of the skill.

How do you mark Presidents Day?

Most people mark it by not working, if they’re among the people who get the day, and by encountering a great many advertisements.

If you want the older version, take the two men it was nearly about and spend ten minutes on each. Washington in 1783, handing in his commission. Lincoln in 1864, writing down what he’d do when he lost.

Two decisions, both made by men who could have chosen otherwise with no consequence. That’s a considerably better use of a Monday than a mattress sale.

Presidents Day FAQ

Is Presidents Day the official name of the holiday?
No. Federal law still calls the third Monday of February Washington’s Birthday. Presidents Day is a popular name that spread through commercial use and state variation, and it became dominant while the legal name stayed unchanged.
Does Presidents Day honor Lincoln too?
In popular usage, generally yes, since his birthday on 12 February falls ten days before Washington’s. Some states observe Lincoln’s birthday separately. The federal holiday remains legally about Washington alone.
What is lost when a holiday is renamed more broadly?
Specificity. A day about a person invites you to assess what he did. A day about an office invites nothing in particular, because the holders share little beyond the job. The broad name is easier to use and holds less.
Why are Washington and Lincoln remarkable for different reasons?
Washington is remarkable for restraint. He handed power back twice when nobody could have made him. Lincoln is remarkable for integrity under pressure, holding a fracturing country together and preparing in writing to hand over to a successor he expected to lose to.
How does this apply to writing a memoir?
The same compression happens in first drafts. A specific person doing a specific thing becomes a passage about leadership, and the life goes out of it. Ask who, and when, and what did they say. People answer that with detail they never produce for a question about philosophy.

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