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Tombstone (1993) Review

Tombstone (1993) Review

TL;DR: Tombstone (1993) rates 9 out of 10 on the rewatch scale. The credited writer was fired a month into shooting, the credited director may not have directed it, and the result is the most quotable Western ever made. Val Kilmer plays a dying man having the time of his life and steals a film from Kurt Russell, who was producing it.
Tombstone (1993)
9/10

Wyatt Earp arrives in a silver boom town with his brothers, intending to make money and stop being a lawman. A group of men calling themselves the Cowboys, wearing red sashes, already run the county.

The 9 is for a Western that works as an ensemble picture instead of a duel. The film is stuffed with faces, most of them doing character work in a handful of scenes, and it moves fast enough that the crowding reads as a town instead of as clutter.

The point I withhold is the last half hour, where the vendetta ride becomes a series of encounters without much shape. The film has already had its climax and knows it.

Kilmer Is the Whole Film

Doc Holliday is dying of tuberculosis, is drunk for most of the running time, and is the most alert person in every room he enters.

Kilmer plays the performance as a performance. Doc is a Southern gentleman doing an impression of a Southern gentleman, deploying manners as a weapon, switching to Latin to insult a man who understands it, and enjoying every exchange because he knows exactly how much time he has.

The precision is what elevates it. He plays the illness continuously and never emphasizes it. There is a slight breathlessness under the drawl, a hand that steadies itself on furniture, and it never becomes the subject of a scene until the film has no more use for him.

The friendship is the film’s real spine. Doc’s answer when asked why he is riding into certain death for Earp is that Wyatt is his friend, and when told he has other friends, he says he does not. That exchange is why the film outlasts every other version of this story.

Dana Delany and Dana Wheeler-Nicholson get less room than they should, and the film is honest enough about Mattie’s laudanum addiction to make Wyatt’s abandonment of her cost something. It is a thread the picture raises properly and then leaves behind, which is the price of an ensemble this size moving at this speed, and it is the one place where the fired writer and the compressed schedule are both visible in the same handful of scenes, and the film simply moves on to the next thing.

For Writers

A supporting character who is dying and knows it can carry a whole picture, because every scene he is in has a clock the other characters do not have.

Play the condition constantly and mention it rarely. If the reader is told about it once and shown it continually, the mention lands and the showing keeps working.

The best friendships in fiction are asymmetrical. Doc’s loyalty to Wyatt exceeds anything Wyatt has done for him, and it is never explained, which is what makes it feel like a fact about a person instead of a plot arrangement.

The Production Fell Apart and It Worked

Kevin Jarre wrote the screenplay and was hired to direct it. He was removed about a month into production, reportedly over pace and an unwillingness to cut his own script.

George Cosmatos took over and is the credited director. Kurt Russell has since said publicly that he directed the film himself, giving Cosmatos shot lists each night, an arrangement he says was agreed to keep the production intact. Cosmatos is not alive to give his account.

Whatever the truth of that, the picture bears the marks of a script written by somebody who loved the period and a shoot that had to move fast. The dialogue is enormously stylized, full of formal nineteenth century construction, and the coverage is efficient and unfussy.

Jarre’s cast is the other legacy. He assembled an extraordinary bench of character actors, Powers Boothe, Michael Biehn, Sam Elliott, Bill Paxton, Stephen Lang, Michael Rooker, Billy Bob Thornton in a single scene, and the film’s texture comes from every small part being played by somebody good.

Michael Biehn deserves particular credit for Ringo. He is the only Cowboy the film treats as dangerous instead of merely violent, he handles a revolver with a showman’s precision, and he is given an interior life in about four lines. Doc describes him as a man with a great empty hole in the middle of him, and Biehn plays exactly that and never once explains it.

The Dialogue Is Doing Period Work

Almost every famous line in this film is a formal construction that nobody would say today, and that is the point.

Jarre wrote toward how people in the 1880s wrote, which is not how films usually render the period. Characters use complete sentences, subordinate clauses and elaborate courtesy, and the threat sits inside the politeness.

Ringo and Doc’s first exchange is entirely in Latin, and neither man translates for anybody. The film trusts an audience to understand from tone that two men have just agreed to kill each other, and the confidence is what makes it thrilling instead of obscure.

The result is a Western that people quote constantly, which is rare. Most quotable films are comedies, and this one manages it with a formal register nobody speaks in, because the lines are constructed to be delivered instead of to sound overheard.

For Writers

Heightened dialogue is easier to quote than naturalistic dialogue, because it has shape. Realism produces lines that work in context and evaporate outside it.

Period speech should be written toward the written record instead of toward how film usually renders the era. Letters and newspapers from the 1880s are far more formal than any Western dialogue, and the formality is available and underused.

The condition is total commitment. One character speaking naturally in a stylized film exposes the whole register, which is why nobody in Tombstone talks like a person from 1993.

The Gunfight Is Thirty Seconds

The confrontation at the O.K. Corral arrives about halfway through and lasts roughly the length of the real thing, which is to say almost no time at all.

The staging is close, confused and ugly. Men stand within a few feet of each other in a narrow lot, most of the shooting is at conversational distance, and it is over before anybody has done anything heroic.

That accuracy is a real choice. The mythology of the event is a duel between good and evil, and the film stages it as a botched arrest at point-blank range that leaves three men dead and two Earps wounded.

Everything afterward is the consequence, which is the more interesting half historically and the weaker half dramatically. The vendetta ride is a series of ambushes and it lacks the shape the first half had.

The attack on Morgan is the exception and it is the turn the whole film rests on. Russell has spent an hour playing a man determined not to be a lawman, and the film takes his brothers apart in a pool hall and on a street, and what follows is a version of Wyatt Earp with nothing left to protect. The shift is sudden and completely earned.

Why It Beat the Other One

Kevin Costner’s Wyatt Earp arrived six months later with a bigger budget, a longer running time and a serious biographical intention, and it was a commercial failure while this one made about fifty-six million dollars on twenty-five.

The difference is scope. Costner’s film is a life. This one is an incident, with a town, an ensemble and a friendship, and it never pretends to explain Wyatt Earp to anybody.

Russell’s Earp is also the correct choice for that shape. He plays a competent man who wants to be left alone and becomes frightening only when everything has been taken from him, and he cedes the screen to Kilmer without any visible struggle, which is a producer’s decision as much as an actor’s.

Thirty years on it plays constantly on television, gets quoted by people who have never watched it start to finish, and is the version of this story most Americans carry. That is what happens when a film is enjoyable instead of important.

For Writers

An incident beats a biography almost every time. A life has no shape and requires a film to impose one, and an incident already has a beginning, a middle and an end.

If you are drawn to a historical figure, find the three weeks that contain everything and write those. The rest is context you can deliver in a line.

Note also that this film had a competitor with more resources and a more serious intention, and lost on none of the things that mattered. Enjoyability is not a lesser quality, it is the one that determines whether anybody watches your work twice.

Should you watch Tombstone?

Yes, and watch it for Kilmer. This is a Western with a chaotic production, a disputed director and a first half that is close to perfect, and Doc Holliday deciding to die alongside the only friend he has is the finest thing anybody has done with this material.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Tombstone about?
Wyatt Earp and his brothers arrive in a silver boom town intending to make money and stay out of law enforcement, and are drawn into a conflict with an organized outlaw group that controls the county.
Who really directed it?
George Cosmatos is credited. Kevin Jarre, who wrote it, was hired to direct and removed about a month into production. Kurt Russell has said publicly that he directed it himself and gave Cosmatos shot lists each night. Cosmatos is not alive to give his account.
Why is Val Kilmer’s performance so admired?
He plays Doc Holliday as a man performing gentility as a weapon while dying continuously in the background. The illness is present in every scene and never becomes the subject of one until the film is finished with him.
Why does the dialogue sound like that?
Kevin Jarre wrote toward the written record of the 1880s instead of toward how films usually render the period. The formality is accurate, and threat sitting inside courtesy is what makes the lines quotable.
How accurate is the gunfight?
Closer than most versions. It arrives halfway through, lasts about as long as the real event, and is staged as a botched arrest at conversational distance instead of a duel.
How did it compare to Wyatt Earp?
Kevin Costner’s film arrived six months later with a bigger budget and a longer running time and failed commercially. Tombstone made about fifty-six million dollars on twenty-five, largely because it dramatizes an incident instead of a life.
What is the film’s weakness?
The last half hour. Once the gunfight and its immediate consequences are done, the vendetta ride becomes a series of ambushes without much shape, and the film has already had its climax.

This film appears on 3 of my film lists

🏷︎ 1990s🏷︎ Male Friendship🏷︎ Period Piece🏷︎ Revenge