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Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (1999) Review

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (1999) Review

TL;DR: Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (1999) rates 4 out of 10 on the rewatch scale. Lucas had not directed a film in twenty-two years, owned the company outright, and answered to nobody. The result opens with a trade dispute, gives its protagonist to a nine-year-old, and contains one of the best sequences in the series.
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (1999)
4/10

A blockade over a small planet is disputed on tax grounds. Two Jedi are sent to negotiate. The negotiations fail, and the film spends the next two hours resolving a procedural conflict about a shipping route.

The 4 is for genuine achievements buried inside catastrophic decisions. The Duel of the Fates is the best lightsaber sequence anybody has staged, John Williams wrote a permanent piece of music for it, and the podrace is a real feat of construction. Almost everything around them is inert.

The problem is not the effects and it is not the child. It is that nobody in the production had the standing to tell George Lucas that a story about trade federations has no protagonist in it.

Nobody Could Say No

Lucas wrote it, directed it, and financed it himself through Lucasfilm, which he owned. There was no studio with approval rights, no producer above him, and no financier who could withhold money.

That arrangement had been his ambition since the 1970s and it is the thing the film is a case study in. On the original trilogy he had collaborators with authority: Gary Kurtz producing, Lawrence Kasdan and Leigh Brackett on scripts, Irvin Kershner directing the middle film and arguing with him.

By 1999 he had removed all of it. He has said since that the people around him had stopped questioning him, and that is visible in the finished picture at the level of basic structure instead of in any individual scene.

The clearest evidence is the opening crawl. A saga about a boy who becomes a monster opens with a paragraph about the taxation of trade routes, and no one present said that a nine-year-old audience would not follow it and neither would anybody else.

Kershner is the comparison that clarifies it. The Empire Strikes Back is the best film in the series and it is the one Lucas did not direct, made from a script he did not write alone, by a director who argued with him about how it should be shot. Everything people love about that film came out of a disagreement.

For Writers

Authority given away is only useful if somebody really uses it. Lucas spent twenty years acquiring total control and the control removed the friction that had produced his best work.

The friction has to come from people who can lose you money or refuse to shoot something. Notes from people with no power to stop you are suggestions, and suggestions are easy to wave off at scale.

For a writer the equivalent is an editor who can decline to publish. Feedback from readers who will praise you regardless is pleasant and worthless, and success tends to replace the first kind with the second.

There Is No Protagonist

Ask who the film is about and the answer keeps sliding. Qui-Gon makes the decisions and has no arc. Obi-Wan is present and passive. Padme is a queen operating behind a decoy and gets no interiority. Anakin arrives forty minutes in and is a child.

That structural hole is why the film feels inert despite constant motion. Things happen at a steady rate and none of them are happening to anybody who wants something the audience can hold.

Compare it to the 1977 film, which is Luke’s story from the first scene he is in, with a want stated aloud and a home to leave. Every set piece there is measured against a person. Here the set pieces are measured against a plot.

Liam Neeson is the film’s best decision and the reason it holds together at all. Qui-Gon has a calm authority that lets him carry exposition without seeming to explain, and the film loses its last anchor when he dies.

Palpatine is the other thing the film gets right, and it is a long game. Ian McDiarmid plays a senator manipulating a crisis he manufactured, and the trade dispute that makes the opening so tedious is precisely the machinery he is using. The politics are correct. They are simply not dramatized as anybody’s problem.

The Duel Is Genuinely Great

Ray Park was a martial artist and gymnast, Nick Gillard choreographed the sequence over months, and the result reset what a lightsaber fight could be.

The original trilogy staged duels as heavy, slow and emotional, which was correct for those films. This one stages a duel as a demonstration of physical mastery between people at the peak of a discipline, and the choice is defensible because the Jedi Order in this era is meant to be at its height.

Williams wrote Duel of the Fates for it, with a choir singing Sanskrit, and the music is doing most of the emotional work. The piece has outlived the film so thoroughly that it is used to score things that have nothing to do with Star Wars.

Maul is the other reason it works. He speaks about three lines, has no interiority, and functions purely as a physical threat, which is the correct use of a character with no writing behind him. Every subsequent attempt to explain him has weakened him.

For Writers

A character with no interior life can be a superb antagonist if the story uses him as a force instead of a person. The failure is giving him just enough backstory to raise questions the work will not answer.

Decide which kind you are writing and commit. Landa in Inglourious Basterds is a person. Maul is a shark. Both work. A shark with a tragic childhood mentioned once works considerably less well.

Notice how much the music is carrying. If a sequence in your work depends on the reader supplying emotion, you need an equivalent, which in prose is usually rhythm and sentence length instead of content.

The Child and the Comedy

Jake Lloyd was eight during filming and is asked to carry the emotional center of a film about the origin of Darth Vader, which is not a thing an eight-year-old can be asked to do.

The decision is upstream of the performance. Anakin at nine cannot have the qualities the story needs, which are arrogance, appetite and the beginnings of something dangerous. So the film makes him sweet, and the trilogy then has to invent all of that from nothing in the next film.

Jar Jar Binks is the other one and the criticism has been made at enormous length elsewhere. The structural problem, separate from the performance, is that the film assigns its comic relief to a character who is also required to be consequential in the plot.

What Lloyd and Ahmed Best received afterward was disproportionate and ugly, and both have spoken about it. The decisions were not theirs, and the people making the decisions were not the ones who paid.

It Made a Billion Dollars

A hundred and fifteen million in production against just over a billion worldwide, the highest grossing film of 1999, and by some distance the most anticipated release of its decade.

The commercial result guaranteed two more films made under identical conditions, which is the mechanism this whole review is about. Nothing in the market told Lucas that anything had gone wrong, because nothing had, financially.

The technical legacy is real and mixed. This was among the first major films shot substantially with digital tools and it accelerated the industry’s move away from physical construction, and the podrace and Coruscant still hold up better than most of what followed them.

What survives now is a strange, partial thing: a score everybody knows, a duel everybody cites, a villain who became popular after the fact, and a film almost nobody rewatches whole.

There is also a generation that grew up with it and defends it, which complicates every conversation about it. They are not wrong about the podrace or the design or Maul, and the structural criticism and the affection can both be true, because people form attachments to whatever they happened to see at nine, and never to whatever happened to be well made that year.

For Writers

Commercial success provides no information about quality and the market cannot supply the correction. A billion dollars is a signal to repeat the process exactly.

Which means the correction has to be structural and internal. Somebody in the room needs both the judgment to see the problem and the standing to stop it, and those two things rarely sit in the same person.

The lesson for anybody working alone: build the constraint deliberately. A reader who will tell you a chapter does not work, and whose opinion you have agreed in advance to act on, is the cheapest quality control available.

Should you watch The Phantom Menace?

Watch the last forty minutes. The Duel of the Fates is the best thing in the entire series and the podrace is a genuine feat, and the ninety minutes preceding them are a procedural about a blockade with nobody at the center of it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is The Phantom Menace about?
A trade dispute over a small planet draws in two Jedi, a young queen operating behind a decoy, and a nine-year-old slave with unusual abilities, while a Sith apprentice hunts them.
Why is it considered a failure?
Because it has no protagonist. Qui-Gon makes the decisions and has no arc, Obi-Wan is passive, Padme is behind a decoy, and Anakin arrives forty minutes in as a child. Things happen constantly and none of them happen to anybody the audience can hold onto.
What is the best part?
The Duel of the Fates. Ray Park was a martial artist and gymnast, Nick Gillard choreographed it over months, and John Williams wrote a piece of music that has outlived the film entirely.
Was Darth Maul underwritten?
Deliberately, and it works. He has about three lines and functions as a physical force instead of a person, which is the correct use of a character with no writing behind him. Later attempts to explain him have weakened him.
Why did nobody stop Lucas?
He wrote, directed and financed it through a company he owned outright, so there was no studio approval and no producer above him. On the original trilogy he had collaborators with real authority, and by 1999 he had removed all of it.
How successful was it?
A hundred and fifteen million dollars in production against just over a billion worldwide, and the highest grossing film of 1999. That result guaranteed two more films made under identical conditions.
Was the treatment of the cast fair?
No. What Jake Lloyd, who was eight, and Ahmed Best received afterward was disproportionate and ugly, and both have spoken about it. The decisions were not theirs, and the people who made them did not pay for them.

This film appears on 2 of my film lists

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