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Inglourious Basterds (2009) Review

Inglourious Basterds (2009) Review

TL;DR: Inglourious Basterds (2009) rates 9 out of 10 on the rewatch scale. Tarantino wrote it in 1998, could not solve the ending, made Kill Bill instead, and came back a decade later. The opening scene is a twenty-five minute conversation at a kitchen table and it is the best thing he has ever filmed.
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
9/10

A dairy farmer in occupied France in 1941 is visited by an SS officer who wants a glass of milk, then a conversation, then the family hidden under the floorboards.

The 9 is for a film built almost entirely out of talking, in four languages, in which the violence is brief and the dread is continuous. Five long chapters, each structured as a scene in which somebody is trying to find out something and somebody else is trying to survive being asked.

The point I withhold is for the Basterds themselves. The title characters are the thinnest thing in the picture, a squad with no interior life and about two distinguishing traits between them, and the film keeps having to leave them to find its actual story.

The Farmhouse Is a Masterclass

Landa arrives, sits, asks for milk, discusses the farmer’s daughters, switches to English on a pretext, explains his own methods in a metaphor about rats, and orders his men to shoot through the floor. Twenty-five minutes, one table, almost no camera movement.

Everything in it is doing double work. The switch to English is a courtesy and also the move that lets Landa speak in front of the hidden family without their understanding, which the audience realizes several beats before the farmer does.

The tension comes from the audience knowing more than one character and less than the other. We know the Dreyfuses are down there. We do not know whether Landa knows, and the scene is constructed so that every polite question could be either innocent or a demonstration.

Robert Richardson shot the sequence across a real farmhouse in northern Germany and a soundstage at Babelsberg, duplicating the location lighting on the stage so the two would cut together invisibly across the whole scene. It is the least showy technical achievement in the film and the most demanding.

Sally Menke cut it, and her contribution to Tarantino is easy to underrate because it is invisible by design. A twenty-five minute scene at one table has to breathe, hold, and turn at exactly the right moments, and the pauses in this sequence are as precisely placed as the dialogue.

For Writers

A long dialogue scene needs an information gradient. Somebody has to want to know something, somebody has to be concealing it, and the reader has to sit at a different level of knowledge than at least one of them.

Then let the surface stay polite. Landa never threatens anybody in this scene. He compliments, he sympathizes, he apologizes for his French. Every courtesy tightens the screw, because the audience can see the purpose it serves.

The device to steal is the language switch. Find a legitimate reason for your characters to change register mid-scene, so that the change is both plausible and tactical. It gives you two audiences inside one conversation.

Christoph Waltz Was Unknown

Tarantino had reportedly considered abandoning the film because he could not find an actor who could play Landa. The part requires fluent German, French, English and Italian and a specific quality of amused menace.

Waltz was fifty-two and working mostly in German television. He won Best Actor at Cannes, then the Golden Globe, BAFTA, Screen Actors Guild and the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor, and became internationally famous at an age when that generally stops happening.

What he does is play a man who enjoys his work as a technical problem. Landa is not a fanatic and the film is clear about it. He tells us he is called the Jew Hunter and that he does not care for the title, and he catches people because he is good at it and being good at things is pleasant.

That reading is more frightening than fanaticism. A believer can be argued with. A talented professional who is indifferent to the content of his talent is available for anything, which is why his final scene, negotiating his own future with the Americans, is completely consistent.

The performance is also very funny, which is the part that makes it work. Landa is delighted by his own cleverness, produces an enormous comedy pipe, exclaims at a strudel. Every one of those moments is charming, and the charm is the instrument, because a man who can charm a room can also empty it.

Two Films Running in Parallel

There is a Shosanna film and a Basterds film, and they are of unequal quality. Melanie Laurent’s Shosanna escapes the farmhouse, runs a cinema in Paris under a false name, and is maneuvered into hosting a premiere for the German high command.

Her material is the spine. It has cause and effect, a clear objective, a genuine moral weight, and a plan built from what she owns, which is a building full of nitrate film. Her plot and Landa’s plot are the same plot approaching from two directions.

The Basterds are a different register entirely. Brad Pitt is doing a broad comic accent, Eli Roth is swinging a bat, and the squad functions as a rumor spread among German soldiers more than as characters. That is defensible as a design and it leaves the title characters as the least interesting people on screen.

The film knows it. The best Basterds material is the basement tavern chapter, which works because it is structured like the farmhouse: a conversation, an information gradient, and a British officer who orders three drinks with the wrong finger.

For Writers

Parallel plots need to be about the same thing, not merely to converge in the same location. Shosanna and Landa are both operating on the premise that identity can be concealed and detected, so their strands argue with each other from the first scene.

Where a strand is weaker, use it for a different purpose. The Basterds supply the film’s comedy and its brutality, which insulates the Shosanna material from having to carry either, and that division of labor is deliberate.

The mistake to avoid is giving equal weight to unequal threads. This film runs the weaker one shorter and louder, which is the right call, and it is still the thing you notice.

Burning the History Down

Hitler dies in a cinema in Paris in 1944, machine-gunned in a balcony while a nitrate fire consumes the audience and Shosanna’s face is projected onto the smoke.

That is a considerable thing to do and the film has been criticized for it. The charge is that rewriting the Holocaust into a revenge fantasy is a frivolous use of the worst thing that ever happened.

I think the film has an answer and that the answer is the whole point of setting the climax in a cinema. The instrument of destruction is film itself, the nitrate stock in Shosanna’s projection booth, and the audience being killed is an audience watching a propaganda picture. Cinema is both the weapon and the target.

So the film is arguing about what movies do. It is a film about people who watch films, made by a director whose entire sensibility comes from watching films, and it ends by asserting that the medium can be used to kill the thing that used it. Whether that is a serious idea or an adolescent one is a fair argument, and it is not frivolous.

What It Cost and What It Proved

Seventy million dollars, three hundred and twenty-one million back, Tarantino’s highest grossing film until Django Unchained. It premiered at Cannes in May 2009 and opened in August, taking thirty-eight million in its first weekend.

The commercial significance is larger than the numbers. This is a subtitled film. Substantial portions are in German and French, the dialogue scenes run to twenty minutes, and the structure is five discrete chapters. It took three hundred million dollars anyway.

Tarantino’s stated position at Cannes was that he does not consider himself an American filmmaker. The multilingual casting follows from that, and it is the single decision that makes the film work, because the plot depends entirely on who can understand whom.

It received forty-nine awards from a hundred and two nominations. Waltz took nearly every acting prize available that year, and the film lost Best Picture to The Hurt Locker.

The title comes from a 1978 Italian war picture by Enzo Castellari, misspelled on purpose and attached to a film that is not a remake of it. That is the whole Tarantino method in one gesture: take the packaging of disposable genre work and put something entirely different inside it.

For Writers

Language is a plot mechanism, not a texture. Once characters genuinely cannot understand each other, every scene acquires a second layer for free, and no amount of dialogue polish substitutes for it.

The commercial lesson is worth holding onto. A film with subtitles, twenty-minute conversations and a chapter structure took three hundred million dollars, which means the received wisdom about what audiences will tolerate is usually wrong about the ceiling.

What it is right about is competence. Audiences will follow difficult structure when every scene is individually gripping. They will not follow it as a favor.

Should you watch Inglourious Basterds?

Yes, and watch the farmhouse scene twice. Once for the dread and once for the mechanics, because it is a self-contained lesson in how to run a conversation where one person is hunting and everybody at the table is being polite about it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Inglourious Basterds about?
Two separate plots to kill the Nazi high command at a film premiere in occupied Paris. One belongs to a young Jewish woman running a cinema under a false name, the other to a squad of Jewish American soldiers, and an SS officer called the Jew Hunter stands between them.
Why is the opening scene so celebrated?
It runs about twenty-five minutes at one kitchen table with almost no camera movement, and every courtesy in it tightens the tension. The audience knows a family is hidden under the floorboards and cannot tell whether Landa knows, which makes every polite question ambiguous.
Who is Christoph Waltz?
He was fifty-two and working largely in German television. Tarantino had reportedly considered abandoning the film for lack of an actor who could play Landa, which needs fluent German, French, English and Italian. Waltz won Cannes, the Golden Globe, BAFTA, SAG and the Academy Award.
Why does Landa switch to English?
It reads as a courtesy and functions as a tactic. It lets him speak in front of the hidden family without their understanding, and the audience works that out several beats before the farmer does.
Is it disrespectful to rewrite the war?
That charge is worth taking seriously and the film has an answer. The climax happens in a cinema, the weapon is nitrate film stock, and the victims are an audience watching propaganda. The film is arguing about what movies can do, which is not frivolous.
How successful was it?
Seventy million dollars against three hundred and twenty-one million worldwide, Tarantino’s highest grossing film until Django Unchained. It took thirty-eight million in its opening weekend, which almost nobody predicted for a partly subtitled film.
What is the film’s weakness?
The Basterds. The title characters have almost no interior life and about two distinguishing traits between them, and the film keeps leaving them to find its real story with Shosanna and Landa.

This film appears on 4 of my film lists

🏷︎ 1940s🏷︎ 2000s🏷︎ Alternate History🏷︎ Period Piece🏷︎ Revenge