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Rebel Moon (2023) Review

Rebel Moon (2023) Review

TL;DR: Rebel Moon (2023) rates 1 out of 10 on the rewatch scale. Zack Snyder pitched this to Lucasfilm as a Star Wars film, was refused, and made it anyway with the names changed. It is Seven Samurai with the recruitment removed, which is the only part of Seven Samurai that matters.
Rebel Moon (2023)
1/10

A farming village on a moon is ordered to surrender its grain to an imperial force. A woman with a hidden past rides out to recruit fighters. She finds them. That is the entire first film.

The 1 is for a work assembled from recognizable parts with no understanding of why any of them worked. The visual references are constant, the structure is borrowed wholesale, and the film has no idea what the borrowed structure was for.

It also exists in two versions of substantially different length and content, released months apart, which is its own kind of admission about what was delivered the first time.

It Removes the Recruitment

The Magnificent Seven and Seven Samurai both spend their first act on recruitment, and each fighter arrives in a scene that establishes a skill, a temperament and a reason for accepting.

That is not a preamble. It is the entire mechanism by which an audience learns seven people well enough to care when four of them die.

This film has the same structure and skips the work. Each recruit is found, does something impressive in a single action beat, and joins, and the audience learns a capability and nothing else. Kora asks, they agree, the film moves on.

There is one exception and it is instructive. Tarak, the man who breaks a creature by speaking to it, gets a sustained sequence with a clear internal logic, and he is the only recruit in the film whose introduction establishes a temperament, a set of priorities and a reason for agreeing to any of it, as well as a set of capabilities.

By the time the siege arrives there are six people the audience can identify by weapon and by nothing else. The deaths land as events instead of as losses, and the film cannot understand why the ending feels weightless.

Bae Doona is the clearest waste. She is a genuinely commanding performer, is given a swordfighter who has sworn off killing, and the film establishes that vow in one line and breaks it in one fight without either scene being about anything.

Djimon Hounsou gets the same treatment. A former general with a defeated army and a reputation, which is the most promising recruit in the group, and his entire characterization is a speech delivered once and a position held in a battle line.

For Writers

Borrowing a structure means borrowing its function, not its shape. The recruitment sequence exists to make the reader care, and removing it while keeping the siege produces an action scene about strangers. Ask what each borrowed element was doing in the original before you decide how much space it needs.

A character established by capability alone is equipment. Skill plus temperament plus a reason produces a person, and the third is the one most often dropped.

If your climax is not landing, the problem is almost always in the first act. Nobody fixes a weightless ending by making it larger.

Everything Is a Reference

A farm boy on a backwater world, an imperial dreadnought, a cantina, a masked enforcer, a mechanical companion, an aristocratic villain in a cape, and a group of misfits assembled for a mission against an empire.

The problem is not that these are familiar. Every genre is built on repetition. The problem is that they arrive without any transformation, so a viewer is continuously identifying sources instead of following a story.

The design work compounds it. Ships, uniforms and weapons are recognizably adjacent to other properties, and the film’s visual identity is a composite of things the audience has seen elsewhere.

What a good pastiche does is take a shape and put something new inside it. Star Wars did this with samurai films and westerns, and what it added was a specific mythology and a specific sense of humor. This adds slow motion.

Anthony Hopkins voices a mechanical knight and the character is the film’s one original idea. A machine built to serve a monarchy that no longer exists, tending a graveyard because nobody has given it another instruction, and the film gives it perhaps six minutes.

The Slow Motion

Snyder’s signature technique appears constantly and it has stopped functioning as emphasis.

Slow motion works by contrast. It marks a moment as significant because the surrounding footage is not slowed, and once a third of your film is in slow motion there is no baseline left to measure against. Everything is emphasized and therefore nothing is.

The Wild Bunch invented the technique to make an audience look at something they had been watching comfortably, and it appears in perhaps four sequences in that film. Here it appears in harvesting grain.

The photography is also Snyder’s own, and the lens flares, shallow focus and heavy grading applied to every shot produce a film where the audience cannot always see the action they are supposed to be following.

Shallow focus is the specific problem. In a wide shot of a battle, a lens that holds one figure sharp and renders everything behind it as light makes the geography impossible, which is the opposite of what an ensemble siege requires.

For Writers

An emphasis technique used continuously stops being emphasis. This is true of italics, of short paragraphs, of sentence fragments and of any device that works by contrast. Count your uses. If the device appears more than a handful of times, it has become your baseline.

The strongest version of any stylistic tool is the one used once. Readers remember the single instance and stop noticing the twentieth.

Ask what your technique is marking. If the answer is everything, you have removed your ability to mark anything.

Two Cuts Is an Admission

The film was released in December 2023 at around two hours, and a longer version arrived in August 2024 running about an hour longer, with different content and an adult rating.

Snyder’s position was that the longer version was always the intended one. Whatever the truth of that, the effect is a work released in a form its maker disowned, followed by a second attempt at the same audience.

The longer version is not better. It contains more of everything, including more of the material that was not working, and the additional hour mostly supplies backstory that the shorter version had correctly implied.

It also changes the register substantially. The longer cut is considerably more violent and includes a sexual assault sequence that is not in the theatrical version, which is a significant change to present as a restoration of intent.

That is the useful observation. A film with a structural problem in its first act does not improve by adding forty minutes to its first act, and length is almost never the fix for a story that has not earned its ending.

What It Was For

This was commissioned as a franchise. Two films, a series, games and a stated intention to build a universe, announced before the first one had been seen by anybody.

That is the same error as Black Adam and the same error as most of this page. The value proposition was about what would follow, and the first entry was built as a foundation instead of as a work.

The result is a film that ends with a journey beginning. Nothing is resolved, the village is not saved, the antagonist survives, and the picture stops because it is out of runtime instead of because it has finished.

The second film arrived four months later and delivers the siege, which raises the obvious question about why this was two films. The combined material is a single story with a recruitment, a defense and a resolution, split at the point where a first film should have been ending.

Netflix subsequently scaled the plans back substantially. What remains is an expensive object, two versions of it, and a lesson about building a universe before establishing that anybody wants to visit.

The reported budget across both films was around one hundred and sixty-six million dollars. Streaming makes the return difficult to assess from outside, and the scaling back of everything that was announced is the clearest available signal about how it performed.

For Writers

A first entry has to work as a complete thing, because you may never get the second one. That is true of trilogies, of series and of anything pitched as a universe. Write book one so that a reader who never reads book two has still read a book.

The foundation instinct is the most common structural error in ambitious work. It produces first entries that are all setup, and setup is not a reading experience.

If your ending is a journey beginning, you have written a prologue at feature length. Find the story inside the material and tell that one first.

Should you watch Rebel Moon?

No. Seven Samurai with the recruitment removed, a visual identity assembled from properties it could not license, slow motion applied until it stopped meaning anything, and an ending that exists so a second film can begin.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Rebel Moon about?
A farming village on a moon is ordered to surrender its grain to an imperial force, and a woman with a hidden past travels to recruit fighters to defend it.
Is it a Star Wars film?
It was pitched to Lucasfilm as one and refused. Snyder made it independently with the names changed, and the borrowed elements are visible throughout.
What is the main structural problem?
It removes the recruitment. The films it borrows from spend their first act establishing each fighter’s skill, temperament and reason, which is how an audience learns to care before the siege.
What about the slow motion?
It appears constantly, including during grain harvesting. Slow motion works by contrast, and once a third of the film is slowed there is no baseline left to measure significance against.
Why are there two versions?
A shorter version released in December 2023 and a longer, adult-rated version in August 2024. The longer one contains more of everything, including more of what was not working.
Does the story resolve?
No. The village is not saved, the antagonist survives, and the film stops because it has run out of time instead of because it has finished.
What happened to the franchise?
Netflix scaled the plans back substantially. It had been announced as two films, a series and games before anybody had seen the first one.

This film appears on 3 of my film lists

🏷︎ 2020s🏷︎ Ensemble🏷︎ Franchise Fatigue🏷︎ Siege