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Black Adam (2022) Review

Black Adam (2022) Review

TL;DR: Black Adam (2022) rates 3 out of 10 on the rewatch scale. Dwayne Johnson spent fifteen years getting this made, declared that the hierarchy of power in the DC universe was about to change, and the studio he was in cancelled its entire continuity eleven months later. The film is beige.
Black Adam (2022)
3/10

A slave in an ancient kingdom is granted the powers of gods, entombed for five thousand years, and released into a modern occupied nation by an archaeologist looking for a crown.

The 3 is for a film that is competently assembled and has no personality at all. The photography is grey, the locations are rubble, the action is rendered, and the central figure is a man who does not change and cannot be hurt.

What is interesting is the context. This was positioned as a reset for a struggling continuity, arrived on an enormous marketing claim, and was followed within a year by the decision to abandon the continuity entirely.

An Invulnerable Lead Is a Structural Problem

Teth-Adam cannot be injured, cannot be stopped, does not tire, and has no moral uncertainty he is willing to discuss.

That removes every source of tension a film has. The action sequences are people attacking him unsuccessfully, and the film’s only available escalation is to introduce something that can also not be hurt.

The script’s answer is to make the conflict about whether he should kill, which is a question he settles in the first fifteen minutes and never revisits. He kills people, the film shows it, nobody stops him, and the ethical objection is raised by characters who lose the argument.

The film also wants the killing to be satisfying and to be a problem at the same time. Each death is staged as a payoff, scored as a triumph, and then criticized in the next scene by somebody the film treats as prissy.

Compare Superman, who is also invulnerable and works because the stories are about what he chooses. The vulnerability in those stories is other people, and this film gives its lead nobody he is meaningfully attached to.

For Writers

An invulnerable protagonist needs a vulnerability that is not physical, and it has to be somebody instead of something. The standard solution is a person the character can lose. This film gives Adam a dead son in flashback, which is a loss that has already happened and therefore cannot be threatened.

A moral question the character answers early is not a moral question. If he decides in act one and never wavers, you have written a position instead of a conflict.

Test your antagonist by asking what happens if the protagonist simply does nothing. If the answer is that he wins anyway, there is no scene.

The Justice Society Is the Film

Four characters arrive to contain him, and all four are more interesting than the person the film is about.

Pierce Brosnan’s Doctor Fate is the best thing in it by a distance. A man wearing a helmet that shows him the future, who knows how he is going to die, and who is playing a version of himself that is tired of the arrangement. Brosnan gives it genuine melancholy in a film with none.

Aldis Hodge’s Hawkman is the other one that works. He is an institutional figure, has a house full of equipment, employs people, and treats the situation as a security problem instead of a personal one. The friendship between him and Fate is the only relationship in the picture with any history behind it.

The two younger members are thin and the film knows it, giving them an arc about confidence that goes nowhere. Cyclone and Atom Smasher exist so the team has four members.

The Society also raises a question the film never resolves. They are an established organization with resources, a base and a history, and none of that has been visible in any previous entry, which means the film is introducing institutional weight it has not earned.

Kahndaq Is Not Examined

The setting is a fictional Middle Eastern nation occupied by a foreign mercenary force, whose people are oppressed, and whose liberation the film is ostensibly about.

That is a real premise and the film does nothing with it beyond set dressing. The occupiers are anonymous soldiers in black, the resistance is a family, and the political situation exists to give Adam something to destroy.

The film also raises a genuinely awkward question and then declines to engage. A foreign force arrives to stop a local figure from using violence against an occupation, and the film’s international heroes are on the side of restraint without anybody addressing what that looks like.

Adam gets one genuinely good line about it, asking who was protecting Kahndaq before any of them arrived, and the film does not answer. A sharper picture would have made that the argument and this one uses it as a retort in a fight.

Sarah Shahi’s Adrianna carries what little the film has about the occupation. She is an archaeologist, a mother, and part of a resistance, and the picture gives her a son to protect and a speech about liberation, and no scene where she decides anything.

For Writers

If you build a political situation into your setting, either engage with it or remove it. Using an occupation as a backdrop for spectacle is a choice readers notice. The half-measure is the worst option, since it raises a question that then hangs over everything the protagonists do.

Let the antagonist ask the question the protagonists cannot answer, and then give them the burden of answering it. This film asks and moves on.

Set dressing that gestures at real suffering will always be read as a claim. Decide what you are claiming before you put it in the frame.

The Look

Almost the entire film takes place in rubble, sand and grey interiors, lit flat, with a color grade that removes saturation from everything.

That is a stylistic choice made repeatedly across a decade of these films and it is worth naming because it costs nothing to avoid. The visual monotony makes two hours feel considerably longer and gives the eye nothing to hold.

The costume design is the same problem. Adam wears black with a small gold emblem, the soldiers wear black, the occupied city is brown, and the one character with a distinctive silhouette is the man in the gold helmet.

Compare it to what the 1960 Magnificent Seven or Rio Bravo do with clothing and light. Those films can be identified from a single frame, and this one cannot be distinguished from four other releases of the same year.

The excuse offered for this palette is realism, and it is not an excuse. A film about a man who shoots lightning from his hands in an ancient kingdom has no realism obligation, and the grey is a default instead of a decision.

The Hierarchy of Power

Johnson campaigned publicly for years on the claim that this film would change the hierarchy of power in the DC universe, and the marketing repeated it continuously.

The film took around three hundred and ninety million against a budget reported at around two hundred, which with marketing meant it did not make money. Eleven months later the studio’s new leadership announced that the continuity was being rebuilt from scratch and that this character would not be continuing.

That sequence is the most instructive thing about the whole enterprise. An enormous personal campaign, a positioning claim that promised a structural change, and a corporate decision that rendered all of it irrelevant within a year.

None of that is unusual in itself. What was unusual is how much of the claim was made publicly and personally, by the star, over a period long enough that a great many people were holding him to it when the decision came.

The cameo the film was built toward, arriving in a post-credits scene after years of speculation, was also voided by the same decision. It is the single clearest example of a film whose entire value proposition was a promise about the future.

Johnson himself is not the problem, which is worth saying. He is a genuinely capable screen presence and the role gives him nothing to play, since the character does not doubt, does not learn and cannot be threatened.

For Writers

Never build your work on a promise about what comes next. If the value is in the sequel, the current book has to survive the sequel never arriving. That happens more often than anybody plans for, in publishing as much as in film.

A campaign is not a story. Enthusiasm from the person making the thing is not transferable to an audience, and claims about significance are the least persuasive form of marketing available.

The test is whether the work stands with the future removed. Strip the post-credits scene and the positioning, and ask whether anybody would recommend what remains.

Should you watch Black Adam?

No, except for Pierce Brosnan. A film about a man who cannot be hurt, set in rubble, lit grey, built on a promise about a future that was cancelled eleven months after release, with one genuinely melancholy performance inside a gold helmet.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Black Adam about?
A slave granted the powers of gods in an ancient kingdom is entombed for five thousand years and released into a modern occupied nation, where a team of heroes arrives to contain him.
Why does it not work?
The lead cannot be injured, does not tire and has no moral uncertainty he will discuss. Every action sequence is people attacking him unsuccessfully, and the only escalation available is something else that cannot be hurt.
Is anybody good in it?
Pierce Brosnan by a distance. Doctor Fate is a man wearing a helmet that shows him his own death, and Brosnan gives the film the only melancholy in it.
What about the setting?
Kahndaq is a fictional occupied nation and the film uses it as set dressing. Adam asks who was protecting the country before, which is the sharpest line in the picture, and nobody answers.
What is wrong with the look?
Rubble, sand and grey interiors lit flat, with saturation removed. The film cannot be distinguished from several other releases of the same year on any single frame.
Did it make money?
Around three hundred and ninety million against a reported budget near two hundred, which with marketing meant it did not. Eleven months later the continuity was scrapped.
What about the hierarchy of power claim?
Johnson campaigned on it for years. The studio’s new leadership then rebuilt the continuity from scratch and the character did not continue, which voided the post-credits scene the film was built toward.

This film appears on 2 of my film lists

🏷︎ 2020s🏷︎ Franchise Fatigue🏷︎ Revenge