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One Cut of the Dead (2017) Review

One Cut of the Dead (2017) Review

TL;DR: One Cut of the Dead (2017) rates 9 out of 10 on the rewatch scale. The first thirty-seven minutes are a bad zombie film shot in one take, and the remaining hour explains every mistake in it. Made for about twenty-five thousand dollars and it earned a thousand times that.
One Cut of the Dead (2017)
9/10

A film crew shooting a low-budget zombie picture in an abandoned water filtration plant is interrupted by real zombies. The camera does not cut. Performances are strange, the pacing sags, an actor stares at the lens, and somebody is visibly waiting for a cue.

The 9 is for a structure nobody had attempted and almost nobody could execute. Every flaw in the opening half hour is a deliberate plant, and the second half detonates all of them in sequence, and the film becomes funnier the more precisely it repeats itself.

It is also, underneath the machinery, about a middling director who has spent a career taking work he does not respect, and the last act gives him one afternoon where the compromise is worth it.

The First Thirty-Seven Minutes

The opening is a single unbroken take and it is not good. The dialogue is stilted, there are long dead pauses, an actress stares directly into the camera, and the operator is at one point clearly stationary for no reason.

A great many viewers stop here, which the film accepts as the price. It is asking an audience to sit through something deliberately poor on the promise that the poorness is the subject, and it offers absolutely no reassurance to anybody at all at any point during the whole of that opening half hour of the film’s ninety-six minute running time.

What makes it survivable is that it is never boring, only odd. Something strange happens roughly every ninety seconds, and the accumulating wrongness becomes its own kind of tension.

The take itself is also a genuine unbroken shot, performed for real, which is the part people forget once the comedy starts. Whatever else the opening is, it is thirty-seven minutes of live performance with no safety net.

The blood on the lens, the axe that does not connect, the long shot of an empty roof, the hatchet held at a peculiar angle. Every one of those is a question the film has deliberately raised and will answer later.

For Writers

A deliberately flawed opening is the highest-risk structure available and it requires the flaws to be interesting instead of merely bad. The rule is that every defect must be specific and memorable. A vague weakness cannot be paid off, because the reader will not have retained it.

Set the running time of the gamble. Thirty-seven minutes is an enormous ask, and the film is honest with itself that it will lose people.

The promise has to be visible. Something is clearly wrong instead of clearly incompetent, and that distinction is what keeps an audience in the room.

The Middle Is the Setup

The second act jumps back a month. A working television director is hired to make a live, single-take zombie broadcast for a new channel, and the film becomes a workplace comedy.

Everything in this stretch is planting. A lead actor who will not do anything without motivation, an actress who cannot hit her marks, a producer’s daughter with opinions, a cameraman with a bad back, an alcoholic sound man, and a performer with chronic diarrhea.

The director himself is the film’s center and he is written with real affection. Higurashi is fast, cheap and acceptable, which is his professional motto, and he has never once made anything he cared about.

His wife is a former actress with a method problem, retired because she was too intense to work with, and their daughter wants to make films and thinks her father is a hack. All three of those are load-bearing.

Harumi Shuhama is the funniest performer in it and the film holds her back deliberately. Nao is introduced as a mild woman doing self-defense classes, and what she becomes once she is required on camera is the single biggest laugh in the picture.

The Third Act Detonates Everything

The last stretch replays the opening take from behind the camera, and every inexplicable moment is revealed to have a practical cause happening two feet outside the frame.

The staring actress is receiving instructions. The stationary camera is because the operator has collapsed. The long shot of a roof is a desperate improvisation because an actor has gone missing. The peculiar hatchet angle is a prop breaking.

The comedy accelerates because the audience is now ahead of the film. They know what shot is coming next, they know it looked wrong, and the pleasure is watching the crew fight their way toward producing it.

It is also the only comic structure I know of where the jokes improve on rewatching. A second viewing of the opening is a completely different experience, because every flaw in it is now visible as somebody’s desperate solution to a problem the audience has been shown in detail.

The human pyramid is the moment that justifies the whole structure. A crane fails, the shot requires height, and the entire crew including the producer physically builds a platform out of themselves while the camera keeps rolling.

The axe that does not connect is the smaller one I like better. In the opening it reads as a botched effect and a performer visibly missing, and the explanation is that the actor playing the victim has passed out and the swing was pulled deliberately to avoid killing him.

For Writers

A payoff structure works when the audience is given the effect before the cause, because the second pass converts them from observers into participants. They are no longer wondering what happens, they are waiting to find out why, which is a more active and more pleasurable position.

Every plant should pay off as a joke and as a piece of character. The stationary camera is funny and it also establishes that a man with a bad back kept filming after he fell.

Order your reveals by escalation. The small ones first, the pyramid last, so that each explanation raises what the next one has to achieve.

It Is About Making Things

Underneath the machinery is a plain story about a man who has always taken the work and never defended anything. The broadcast is a ridiculous job for a channel nobody will watch, with impossible constraints and a producer who will not listen, and he does it anyway because that is what he does.

What changes is that he has to improvise continuously for thirty-seven minutes, with his wife and daughter, and by the end he has made something he is proud of by any measure that matters to him.

The daughter’s arc is the same thing from the other direction. She has been contemptuous of compromise, gets thrown into the production, and discovers that finishing something under impossible conditions is its own achievement.

The last shot is the pyramid photographed from outside, the crew holding each other up, and it is a sincere image about collaborative work arriving at the end of a comedy about a bad zombie film.

The behind-the-scenes footage over the credits extends it one step further, showing the actual production building the actual pyramid, which collapses the film and its subject into the same event. Whether that is a flourish or the point is a matter of taste and it landed for me.

Twenty-Five Thousand Dollars

Shinichiro Ueda made it with students from a film workshop, an unknown cast, a single main location and a budget around three million yen.

It played one small Tokyo cinema, spread entirely by word of mouth, expanded across the country and eventually took over a thousand times its cost. That trajectory is not incidental, it is the same story the film is telling.

The constraints are also visible in the right way. One location, a small cast, and a conceit that turns the limitations into the subject, which is the most efficient use of no money anybody has managed recently.

It has been remade in France and the original remains the one to see, largely because the surprise cannot be reproduced and because the affection in it belongs to the people who really made it this way.

There was also a plagiarism dispute with the stage play the film draws on, settled with a credit and a payment, which is worth knowing and does not change what is on screen. The execution here is entirely the film’s own.

For Writers

Turn your constraint into your conceit. No money means one location, a small cast and no effects, and this film made all three of those the plot. Ask what your limitation would look like if it were deliberate. That question has produced more good work than any amount of funding.

A story about making something under pressure is the one every writer has access to, and it works because the reader can feel the effort in the object they are holding.

Word of mouth is what happens when a work rewards being explained to somebody. Build in something a viewer will want to describe.

Should you watch One Cut of the Dead?

Yes, and do not read anything about it first. Sit through thirty-seven minutes of a bad zombie film in one take, and then watch an hour that explains every single thing wrong with it, ending on a crew building a platform out of their own bodies.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is One Cut of the Dead about?
A film crew shooting a low-budget zombie picture is attacked by real zombies, in a single unbroken take. Then the film jumps back a month and shows how that take was made.
Why is the first half so bad?
Deliberately. Every stilted line, dead pause and strange camera choice is a plant, and the second half reveals the practical cause of each one happening just outside the frame.
Should I keep watching?
Yes. Thirty-seven minutes is an enormous ask and the film is honest with itself about losing people, but everything odd in that stretch is a question it intends to answer.
What is the human pyramid?
A crane fails, the shot requires height, and the entire crew including the producer physically builds a platform out of themselves while the camera keeps rolling. It is the moment that justifies the structure.
How much did it cost?
Around three million yen, roughly twenty-five thousand dollars, made with students from a film workshop and an unknown cast. It eventually earned over a thousand times that.
Is it really about zombies?
Not really. It is about a director who has spent a career taking work he does not respect, and one afternoon where the compromise turns out to be worth it.
Is the French remake worth watching?
The original is the one to see. The surprise cannot be reproduced, and the affection in this version belongs to the people who made it under these conditions.

This film appears on 2 of my film lists

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