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More Great Christmas Films

This is the second list. The main twenty, with It’s a Wonderful Life, Die Hard, Home Alone and Gremlins on it, lives at The Greatest Christmas Films and nothing here repeats anything there. What follows is eighteen more, including two sequels that outgrew the originals sitting on that page.

The argument about what counts as a Christmas film is settled by the films themselves, and the test is simple. Does the season do structural work, or is it set dressing? A story about people forced together, about debts coming due, about a deadline that cannot move, is using December for something.

Which is why the action entries below are here without apology. Lethal Weapon opens on a Christmas tree lot and is about a man who intends to kill himself before the holiday. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and Iron Man 3 are Shane Black using the season the way he always has, as a period of forced sentiment that his characters cannot meet.

Every rating is the one carried by the review it links to. Ties are broken by year.

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1. Miracle on 34th Street (1947)

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RLR: 9 / 10

"A department store Santa on trial, and the film takes the legal question seriously."

Miracle on 34th Street is first because it resolves a fantasy premise with an institutional fact rather than with a miracle. A man claiming to be Kris Kringle faces a competency hearing, and the defence wins by having the Post Office deliver his mail.

That is a genuine evidentiary argument. A federal agency has recognised the address, which constitutes state acknowledgement, and the judge rules accordingly. The film never asks the audience to believe anything supernatural has occurred.

Fox released it in May 1947 because Darryl Zanuck believed audiences attended more films in warm weather, and the marketing concealed that it was a Christmas picture at all, including trailers that showed none of the seasonal material.

The film is structured as a legal question: whether the state of New York can be made to concede that a man is Santa Claus without perjuring itself.

The Post Office resolution is the best joke in it and turns on a bureaucratic technicality rather than on belief.

Edmund Gwenn won Best Supporting Actor and appeared as Santa in the actual Macy’s parade, filmed live, with one take available.

For WritersResolve a question of belief on a technicality and the film keeps both positions. The Post Office decision turns on bureaucracy rather than on faith. When you write something that cannot be settled, find the procedural exit. Readers who wanted proof and readers who wanted mystery both leave satisfied, which no direct answer achieves.

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2. A Christmas Story (1983)

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RLR: 9 / 10

"A modest release that became a fixture because a cable channel ran it for twenty-four hours."

A Christmas Story is here partly on merit and partly as the clearest case of distribution creating a classic. Bob Clark adapted Jean Shepherd’s autobiographical stories into a 1940 childhood organised around one obsessive campaign for an air rifle.

Shepherd narrates as the adult version of the boy, which lets the film be affectionate and unsparing at once. The narrator can mock the child without the film mocking him, and the period detail comes from somebody who was there rather than from research.

It did modest business in November 1983 and the reputation was built almost entirely by the TBS twenty-four-hour marathon starting in 1997. Clark had directed Porky’s the year before and Black Christmas nine years earlier, which is a range no other director on this page has.

Bob Clark had made Black Christmas and Porky’s, which is a filmography nobody would predict from this.

The narration is Jean Shepherd reading his own material, which is why the register never slips into sentiment.

It failed on release and became a fixture only after a television channel began running it for twenty-four hours, which is an accident of scheduling.

For WritersNarration by the adult remembering keeps sentiment out. Shepherd reading his own material means the register never slips. When you write childhood, consider narrating from a distance. The gap between what the child felt and how the adult describes it is where the comedy lives, and closing the gap produces nostalgia instead.

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3. Trading Places (1983)

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RLR: 9 / 10

"A one-dollar bet about nature and nurture, settled on the commodities exchange floor."

Trading Places uses Christmas structurally rather than decoratively, which is why it is this high. Two wealthy brokers wager one dollar on whether a con artist and an Ivy League executive can be swapped, and the film never lets the audience forget the amount.

The season does the emotional work. The humiliation, the family gathering, the year ending, and Dan Aykroyd’s drunk Santa eating a stolen salmon through his false beard on a bus, which is the single most desolate image in any Christmas film.

The orange juice futures ending is also correct. The mechanism by which Valentine and Winthorpe ruin the Dukes is real commodities trading and the film explains it clearly enough that economists have used the sequence to teach.

The bet that drives the plot is for one dollar, which the film reveals late and which is the cruellest detail in it.

Landis shoots Philadelphia in genuine winter and the commodities floor sequence was filmed at the real exchange.

Denholm Elliott’s Coleman is the only person in the film with any decency and is given almost nothing to say about it.

For WritersA stake the reader learns late can recontextualise everything. The bet is for one dollar, which turns a comedy about class into a statement about how little the people at the top were risking. When you have a wager, consider withholding the amount. The reveal costs one line and reframes every scene that preceded it.

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4. Lethal Weapon (1987)

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RLR: 9 / 10

"A suicidal detective at Christmas, which is the whole reason the film works."

Lethal Weapon qualifies on stronger grounds than the films people usually argue about. It opens on a Christmas tree lot, Jingle Bell Rock plays over the first scene, and Riggs has a specific intention to kill himself before the holiday.

That is the season doing structural work. The deadline is emotional rather than plot-driven, and it is what gives the partnership stakes instead of banter. Murtaugh is not just acquiring a difficult colleague, he is acquiring one who has decided not to survive December.

Shane Black wrote it and has used Christmas throughout his career as a period of enforced sentiment his characters cannot meet. This is where he established it.

The opening has Riggs alone with a service weapon in his mouth on a caravan floor before the audience knows him at all.

Murtaugh is the protagonist because he has the family and the retirement, and Riggs is the disruption entering his life.

Shane Black wrote it at twenty-four and the Christmas setting is used continuously rather than as decoration.

For WritersIn a two-hander, the protagonist is whoever has something to lose. Riggs is the more interesting character and Murtaugh is the viewpoint. When you pair a stable character with a volatile one, give the point of view to the stable one. The volatile character is the plot arriving; the stable one is who the reader stands beside while it does.

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5. Meet John Doe (1941)

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RLR: 8 / 10

"Capra’s darkest film, and the Christmas Eve climax is a man on a ledge."

Meet John Doe is the least reassuring thing Capra directed and it is on this list because the climax is a suicide attempt on Christmas Eve. A columnist invents an everyman who threatens to jump in protest at the state of the country, and then has to produce him when the public responds.

The film is about a manufactured populist movement being captured by the industrialist funding it, which is a considerably harder subject than anything in It’s a Wonderful Life.

Capra could not settle the ending and shot five, screening several and asking audiences. The released version has the crowd talk the man down, and Capra remained dissatisfied with it for the rest of his life.

Capra could not find an ending and shot several, and the released version is the one he disliked least rather than the one he wanted.

The premise is a fabricated letter to a newspaper that creates a national movement, which is a sharper idea than Capra’s reputation suggests.

Barbara Stanwyck plays the journalist who invents him and the film is clear that she does it for the money.

For WritersAn ending you cannot find is usually a sign the premise has no resolution in it. Capra shot several and disliked them all, because a fabricated movement cannot be honestly unwound. When you cannot finish, examine the setup rather than the last chapter. Endings that will not come are almost always a problem installed at the beginning.

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6. Holiday Inn (1942)

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RLR: 8 / 10

"An inn that opens only on holidays, and White Christmas was written for it."

Holiday Inn is structurally clever in a way nobody discusses. Crosby converts a Connecticut farm into a venue that operates only on public holidays, which hands the film a musical number per occasion and a built-in calendar.

Berlin wrote White Christmas specifically for this film and Crosby introduced it in August 1942, eight months after Pearl Harbor, to an audience with people overseas. It became the best-selling single ever recorded.

The film contains a Lincoln’s Birthday blackface number that is indefensible and is now cut from most broadcasts, and it is the reason the picture is discussed less than its successor.

White Christmas was written for this film rather than for the one named after it, and won Best Original Song.

The premise is an inn that opens only on public holidays, which is a structure that produces a number per holiday.

One sequence is performed in blackface and is now cut from most broadcasts, which the film’s reputation has to carry.

For WritersA structure that generates one number per occasion is a machine, and it works exactly as long as the occasions last. When you build a book on a repeating format, count the instances available. Formats are enormously efficient until they run out, and a reader can feel the moment you begin inventing occasions to keep the machine running.

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7. White Christmas (1954)

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RLR: 8 / 10

"The first VistaVision release, built around a song that was already a standard."

White Christmas is the rare musical assembled backwards from its hit. Paramount built an entire production around a song Crosby had introduced twelve years earlier in a different film, and made it the first VistaVision release to justify the budget.

The plot is two army veterans turned singing act following a sister act to a failing Vermont inn owned by their former commanding officer, and the general’s material is the part that works. A man who commanded a division reduced to an innkeeper nobody needs.

Danny Kaye was the third choice after Astaire and Donald O’Connor and is the best thing in it.

It was the first film released in VistaVision and the format was developed specifically to compete with CinemaScope.

The plot is thin and the film knows it, existing to deliver numbers and a reunion for a general nobody has thanked.

Rosemary Clooney and Vera-Ellen are given the strongest material and Vera-Ellen’s singing was dubbed throughout.

For WritersA book can exist to deliver its set pieces and still need one real want underneath them. The general nobody has thanked is the only thing holding this together. When your story is a vehicle, give it a single sincere motive. Readers forgive almost any amount of structure-as-excuse provided something in it is genuinely meant.

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8. A Christmas Carol (1984)

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RLR: 8 / 10

"The best Scrooge, in a television film, and it is George C. Scott."

This is the best screen Dickens and the reason is one interpretive decision. Scott plays Scrooge as a competent businessman rather than as a grotesque. He is sharp, articulate, and his positions on charity and the poor law are coherent rather than cackling.

That makes the argument work. A Scrooge who is plainly good at his work and not wrong about business forces the film to engage with what the business costs, and his conversion means something because he had a position to abandon.

It was shot in Shrewsbury, broadcast by CBS in December 1984, and Scott reportedly took the part because he thought every previous Scrooge had played the man as mad rather than as convinced.

George C. Scott plays Scrooge as a man who thinks he is right rather than as a miser, which is the reading the text supports and adaptations avoid.

It was a television film in America and released theatrically in Britain, which is why the production values are higher than the format suggests.

The Cratchit household is played without sentiment and the Christmas Yet to Come sequence is genuinely frightening.

For WritersPlay the miser as a man who thinks he is right and the adaptation becomes an argument. Scott’s Scrooge is not greedy, he is correct by his own reasoning, which is the reading the text supports. When you adapt somebody famously wrong, find their case. A character with a defensible position has somewhere to travel; a caricature only has to be corrected.

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9. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989)

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RLR: 8 / 10

"John Hughes writing about a man whose competence at nothing is the point."

Christmas Vacation earns its place on structure rather than on gags. Clark Griswold’s plan for a perfect family Christmas collapses across a series of escalating failures, and every one of them is his own fault.

The bonus cheque is the spine. Clark has already spent money he has not received on a swimming pool, which converts a sequence of disasters into a plot with a third act, and the jelly-of-the-month breakdown is the payoff to ninety minutes of accumulating pressure.

Hughes wrote it from his own National Lampoon short story and it is the only entry in the Vacation series with a genuine emotional argument, which is that Clark’s need for the perfect Christmas is about his own father rather than his children.

John Hughes wrote it and the film is structured as a series of escalating domestic humiliations with no plot to speak of.

The lighting sequence required around twenty-five thousand bulbs and the electrical load was real enough to require dedicated supply.

Chevy Chase plays Clark as somebody whose optimism is a form of aggression, which is what makes the rant land.

For WritersEscalating humiliation needs a protagonist whose optimism is undentable. Clark’s cheerfulness is what makes each failure worse. When you write a run of disasters, make sure your character keeps trying. A cynic in the same situation leaves, and the comedy depends entirely on somebody who will not accept what is obviously happening.

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10. Die Hard 2 (1990)

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RLR: 8 / 10

"The second-best Die Hard, and being not the original is the whole problem and part of the charm."

Die Hard 2 is on this list because it is openly aware of its own situation. Harlin moves McClane to an airport at Christmas with his wife again in the air above him, and repeats the original’s structure without pretending otherwise.

McClane says so out loud, asking how the same thing can happen to the same guy twice, and the film gets a surprising amount of mileage from a man who cannot believe his own luck. That self-awareness is what separates it from the later sequels.

The Christmas material is genuine rather than incidental. Holly is stranded above a closed airport, the terminal is full of people trying to get home, and the season is the reason everybody is there.

McClane says out loud that he cannot believe the same thing is happening to the same guy twice, which is what separates it from the later sequels.

Holly is stranded in the air above a closed airport and the terminal is full of people trying to get home.

Renny Harlin replaced McTiernan and the staging is noticeably less legible, most obviously in the walkway shootout.

For WritersA sequel can acknowledge its own repetition and buy itself room. McClane naming the coincidence converts an objection into a joke the reader is in on. When you repeat a structure, let a character notice. The scepticism will happen either way, and getting there first turns a weakness into a shared understanding.

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11. Home Alone 2 (1992)

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RLR: 8 / 10

"The rare sequel better than a very good original, and it is about loneliness."

Home Alone 2 is better than the first film and the reason is the city. Putting the same child alone in New York in 1992 removes the safety of a suburban house and replaces it with a place that genuinely does not notice him.

Underneath the Stooges and Laurel and Hardy violence, the film is about being unobserved. The pigeon lady material takes that seriously, gives the boy somebody who is also invisible, and the film treats her loneliness as real rather than as a lesson for him.

It is also a record of a New York that no longer exists, shot across Manhattan in the early nineties, which accounts for a substantial part of its continued audience.

It repeats the first film’s structure almost exactly and relocates it to New York, which the film acknowledges through the same two burglars.

The Plaza sequence and the Trump cameo have acquired a significance nobody involved intended.

The traps are considerably more violent than the first film’s and the pigeon lady is the only genuine new idea in it.

For WritersRepeating a structure exactly and acknowledging it is more honest than disguising it, and it still leaves you with a book the reader has already read. When you write a second volume, acknowledgement is not a substitute for invention. Readers appreciate the wink and still want something they have not had, and the wink buys you about one chapter of goodwill.

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12. Elf (2003)

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RLR: 8 / 10

"The last live-action Christmas film to enter the canon, and it did it on sincerity."

Elf is the most recent film to genuinely join the seasonal canon and it managed it by refusing irony in a period that had almost nothing else. Favreau’s third feature has a human raised at the North Pole arriving in New York to find a father who does not want one.

Will Ferrell plays Buddy entirely without a wink. There is no moment where the performance signals that the character is ridiculous, no aside to the audience, and the film is unembarrassed on his behalf throughout, which almost no comedy of 2003 was willing to do.

Favreau used forced perspective and practical stop-motion for the North Pole rather than digital effects, deliberately referencing Rankin/Bass, and James Caan plays the father as genuinely unpleasant rather than as merely busy.

Favreau shoots the North Pole sequences using forced perspective and stop-motion rather than digital effects, deliberately referencing Rankin/Bass.

Ferrell plays Buddy with total sincerity and never once acknowledges the joke, which is why the film works on adults.

James Caan is playing it entirely straight against him, which is the correct casting and the reason the emotional ending lands.

For WritersTotal sincerity from the lead is what permits the comedy around him. Ferrell never acknowledges the joke and Caan plays it entirely straight against him. When you write an absurd character, cast the world as normal. The comedy is in the collision, and a world that finds him as funny as the reader does removes the friction that was producing it.

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13. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

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RLR: 8 / 10

"Shane Black’s directorial debut, a Christmas noir that narrates itself badly on purpose."

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is the purest version of the register Black had been building toward since Lethal Weapon. A small-time thief stumbles into a Los Angeles acting career and a Christmas-season murder investigation.

The narration is the device. Downey tells the story badly, forgets things, goes back, apologises, and admits he has been withholding, which is a parody of hardboiled voiceover conducted by somebody who has clearly read a great deal of it.

It was Downey’s first lead after his legal difficulties and directly preceded Iron Man. Val Kilmer’s Gay Perry is the best supporting performance in any Black film.

Downey narrates badly, forgets things, goes back and apologises to the audience, which parodies the convention while delivering the information.

The plot underneath is a genuine Chandler-shaped mystery with a missing sister and a body that should not be there, and it resolves properly.

It was Downey’s first lead after his legal difficulties and directly preceded Iron Man, and Val Kilmer’s Gay Perry is the best supporting performance in any Shane Black film.

For WritersAn unreliable narrator is funnier than a clever one. Forgetting, backtracking and apologising delivers the same information while telling the reader what kind of book they are in. When you use first person, consider letting them be bad at it. A narrator who admits they have been withholding is more engaging than one who conceals competently.

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14. Christmas in Connecticut (1945)

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RLR: 7 / 10

"A food columnist who cannot cook has to produce the farm, husband and baby she invented."

Christmas in Connecticut is a screwball built on a lie that compounds, which is the most reliable comic structure there is. Barbara Stanwyck writes a homemaking column about a domestic life she does not have and is required to host her publisher at a farm she does not own.

Sydney Greenstreet as the publisher is the engine. He keeps innocently tightening the situation, each demand reasonable and each one impossible, and the film never lets the pressure release.

It sits at a 7 because the romance resolves conventionally and the film loses its nerve in the final reel, but Stanwyck is doing precision comic work throughout.

Barbara Stanwyck plays a food columnist who cannot cook and has invented an entire farm, a husband and a baby for her readership.

It is a wartime film about a returning sailor and the deception is sustained by an entire household conspiring to maintain it.

Peter Godfrey directs it as a farce and the film is structurally closer to a Feydeau piece than to a Christmas picture.

For WritersA deception sustained by an entire household is a farce engine. Every new arrival has to be briefed, and the reader is waiting for the one who is not. When you build a lie, decide who is inside it. Each additional participant is a new failure point, and the tension comes from tracking who knows rather than from whether it collapses.

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15. The Santa Clause (1994)

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RLR: 7 / 10

"A man kills Santa and is contractually obliged to replace him, which is a darker premise than the film admits."

The Santa Clause has a premise the film never fully confronts. A divorced executive startles Santa off his roof, killing him, and discovers a clause in the suit transferring the job including an irreversible physical transformation.

That is body horror played as comedy. Scott gains weight he cannot lose, his hair whitens, his beard regrows when shaved, and his employer, family and legal system all treat him as having a breakdown.

Tim Allen made it during Home Improvement and it was Disney’s highest-grossing live action film of the year. The custody subplot is more hostile than a family film usually permits.

The premise is a legal one. A man puts on a coat and is contractually bound by a clause printed on a card, which is a genuinely good joke.

The physical transformation is played as body horror in a children’s film, with weight gain and beard growth he cannot stop.

Tim Allen was at the peak of his television success and the film made enough to produce two sequels and a series.

For WritersA contract is a better magical mechanism than a spell, because contracts have terms and terms can be read out at the worst possible moment. When you need a supernatural rule, make it legal rather than mystical. Readers understand obligation instinctively, and a clause somebody did not read is both funnier and more binding than any curse.

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16. Iron Man 3 (2013)

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RLR: 7 / 10

"The only Marvel film with a sustained Christmas setting, because Shane Black directed it."

Iron Man 3 is the most distinctive-feeling film in the Marvel franchise and the seasonal framing is entirely the reason. Black brought his Christmas-noir register wholesale into a property that had no interest in it.

Stark spends the film with panic attacks, no working armour, and a child sidekick in Tennessee, which is a Shane Black structure rather than a superhero one. The Mandarin reveal remains the boldest adaptation choice the studio has made and the most divisive.

It is the only Marvel picture where a director’s voice is louder than the franchise’s, which is why it is either the best or the worst of the Iron Man films depending on who you ask.

The Christmas setting and the voiceover are Shane Black’s signature and sit oddly inside a franchise that had no register for either.

The strongest sequence has Stark with no suit at all, working out of a small-town garage with hardware store components.

The Mandarin reveal divided audiences permanently and is a genuinely good joke about how threat gets manufactured.

For WritersStripping your protagonist of the thing that defines them is the fastest way to show what is underneath. Stark in a garage with hardware store parts is more characterising than any sequence in the armour. When your character has a signature capability, take it away for a stretch. Every later use is then made by somebody the reader knows.

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17. Krampus (2015)

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RLR: 7 / 10

"A horror comedy that takes the folklore seriously and the family even more so."

Krampus works because the summoning is earned. A hostile family Christmas, with genuine contempt between the two branches, attracts the Central European anti-Santa, and the film is explicit that the family’s own unpleasantness is what called him.

Dougherty used practical creature work and puppetry wherever possible, and the animated sequence explaining the folklore is the best-realised thing in it.

It sits at a 7 because the tonal balance between comedy and horror never fully settles, which is the standard problem with the hybrid.

Michael Dougherty had made Trick ‘r Treat and applies the same anthology instinct to a single house under siege.

The creature work is largely practical, including the gingerbread men and the jack-in-the-box, which is why it reads as unpleasant rather than cute.

The ending is genuinely bleak and the studio reportedly wanted it changed, and the ambiguity that survived is the best thing in the film.

For WritersPractical creature work reads as unpleasant where digital reads as cute. The gingerbread men are horrible because something physical is moving. When you describe something uncanny, emphasise weight, texture and resistance. Readers accept the impossible when it behaves like matter, and the same design described weightlessly becomes a cartoon.

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18. Violent Night (2022)

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RLR: 7 / 10

"Santa as a disillusioned former Viking, trapped in a siege picture."

Violent Night commits fully to one idea, which is the minimum requirement for a film like this. David Harbour’s Santa is a former Viking warrior who has lost faith in the job and finds himself inside a hostage situation at a wealthy family’s compound.

The Home Alone sequence is the best joke in any recent Christmas film. A child applies that film’s methods to actual mercenaries with realistic results, and the film is clear-eyed about what a paint can to the head actually does.

The backstory is the weakest element and the film is honest enough to keep it brief.

Santa is a burnt-out warrior who has been doing this for centuries, no longer believes in any of it, and is drinking through the shift.

The Die Hard structure is deliberate and acknowledged, including a child setting traps in an attic.

David Harbour plays the exhaustion entirely straight, and the writers had previously made the Sonic films.

For WritersA joke premise survives by being played as a character rather than as a gag. Santa being tired of the job for four hundred years is a person; Santa fighting mercenaries is a sketch. When your concept is funny, find the interior life inside it. A premise carries about twenty pages, and only a character in that situation carries a book.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is the best Christmas film?
Four take a 9: Miracle on 34th Street, A Christmas Story, Trading Places and Lethal Weapon. Miracle is first on the year tiebreak and resolves its fantasy with a legal argument rather than a miracle.
Is Lethal Weapon a Christmas film?
Yes, and on stronger grounds than most. It opens on a tree lot, Shane Black wrote it, and Riggs has a specific intention to kill himself before the holiday, which is what gives the partnership stakes.
Why is Shane Black on this list three times?
Lethal Weapon, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and Iron Man 3. He has used December throughout his career as a period of forced sentiment his characters cannot meet, which is a structural choice rather than a habit.
How did A Christmas Story become a classic?
Through distribution rather than release. It did modest business in November 1983 and its reputation was built almost entirely by the TBS twenty-four-hour marathon.
What counts as a Christmas film?
Whether the season does structural work. A story about people forced together, debts coming due, or a deadline that cannot move is using December for something. Set dressing does not count.
Which is the best Scrooge?
George C. Scott in the 1984 television version, because he plays him as a competent businessman rather than a grotesque. A Scrooge who is good at his work makes the argument about what the work costs everybody else.
Is Home Alone 2 better than the original?
It is the rare sequel that is, because underneath the slapstick it is about a boy alone in a city that does not notice him, and the pigeon lady material takes that seriously.

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