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Moonfall (2022) Review

Moonfall (2022) Review

TL;DR: Moonfall (2022) rates 3 out of 10 on the rewatch scale. Roland Emmerich spent around a hundred and forty million dollars of independent money on a film where the moon is a hollow alien megastructure, and it is the most expensive independently financed film ever made. It lost most of it.
Moonfall (2022)
3/10

The moon leaves its orbit and begins falling toward Earth. A disgraced astronaut, a NASA administrator who was on the same mission, and a conspiracy theorist who was right are the only people who can do anything about it.

The 3 is for a film that is exactly what it says and executes about a third of it competently. The disaster sequences are enormous and legible, the physics are nonsense the film is not embarrassed about, and the human material is so poor it becomes difficult to sit through.

Its real interest is financial. Emmerich could not get a studio to fund it, raised the money independently, and the resulting loss is the clearest available demonstration of what happens when spectacle is the only thing on offer.

The Disaster Material Works

Emmerich has been doing this for thirty years and the parts he is good at are still good. The moon appears above a city, tides go vertical, gravity fails in waves, and a car chase happens with debris falling upward.

The physical logic of the set pieces is internally consistent even when the science is absurd. Gravity increases as the moon approaches, so the film shows water climbing, vehicles lifting and people becoming unable to run, and it applies those rules consistently.

That is more than most disaster films manage. The rules are stated, the consequences follow, and the audience can anticipate what will go wrong in a given location.

The tsunami is the best of them. Water does not arrive as a wave, it arrives as a wall pulled upward by an object overhead, which is a genuinely unfamiliar image and the film holds on it long enough to register.

The scale is also genuinely impressive on a large screen. A moon filling the sky over Los Angeles is an image that does not require any dialogue to work and the film supplies several versions of it.

For Writers

Absurd premises survive if the internal rules are consistent. The science here is nonsense and the consequences of that nonsense are applied rigorously, which is all an audience requires. The failure mode is a story that changes its own rules when the plot needs a different outcome.

State the rule and then let the reader predict. A audience that can anticipate the next disaster is engaged, and one that is only being surprised is passive.

Spectacle is a legitimate thing to build a work around and it cannot be the only thing. This film demonstrates the ceiling precisely.

Nobody in It Is a Person

Patrick Wilson plays a disgraced astronaut, Halle Berry plays a NASA administrator, John Bradley plays a conspiracy theorist, and each of them is a single trait with a problem attached.

The estranged son subplot is the film’s worst material and it occupies a considerable amount of time. A teenager is angry at his father, is arrested, is released, drives across the country, and none of it affects the moon.

That is the structural error. Every human scene is disconnected from the disaster, so the film alternates between something enormous happening and something small happening that has no relationship to it.

Compare the way a good disaster film links the two. A character with a specific skill, a specific location and a specific relationship to the event means every personal scene is also a plot scene, and this film has almost none of that.

John Bradley is the exception and the film treats him as comic relief. KC Houseman is a conspiracy theorist who was correct, works as a janitor at a museum, has a mother in a care home and calculated the orbital decay before anybody at NASA did, and all of that is played for laughs until the third act needs him.

The Megastructure

The third act reveals that the moon is artificial, hollow, built by ancestors of humanity, and contains an artificial intelligence that has been maintaining it.

That is a genuinely large idea and the film is not equipped to handle it. The reveal is delivered in an exposition sequence lasting several minutes, the implications are enormous, and the picture responds by having a spacecraft fly down a tunnel.

There is a version of this film that takes the idea seriously. The discovery that the moon is a machine built by people who preceded us, and that something has been living in it, could carry a whole picture on its own. Emmerich uses it as a location for a chase.

The swarm that attacks is also undercooked. A nanotech intelligence that consumes technological civilizations is an interesting antagonist and it is rendered as a black cloud that moves toward things.

Its one rule is that it is attracted to technology, which the film states and then applies inconsistently. A threat that sometimes follows its own logic and sometimes does not is a threat the audience stops trying to anticipate.

For Writers

A large idea introduced in the third act will be wasted unless the structure was built to receive it. Reveals need somewhere to land. If your best concept arrives at minute ninety and gets ten minutes of screen time, it was your premise and you built the wrong film in front of it.

Test the reveal by asking what changes. If the characters proceed with the same plan they had before, the revelation was decoration.

An abstract antagonist needs one specific behaviour the audience can hold. A cloud that consumes technology is a concept, and a cloud that does one memorable thing is a monster.

The Money

Emmerich could not get a studio to finance it and raised around a hundred and forty million independently, which makes it one of the most expensive independently funded films ever made.

It took roughly sixty-seven million worldwide. The reported loss was severe enough to be discussed as a case study, and the production company behind it was significantly affected.

That outcome is worth stating plainly because it is the clearest data point available about the limits of spectacle. This is a competently mounted disaster film with recognizable actors and enormous set pieces, released into a market that did not want it.

It also arrived in February 2022, into cinemas that were still recovering, which is a genuine mitigating factor and not a sufficient one. Plenty of other films released that same year found their audiences without difficulty.

Emmerich’s own position afterward was that audiences had moved to franchise properties and that an original disaster film could no longer find one. That is a self-serving explanation and it is also largely correct.

The counterargument is that Independence Day was original too, and it worked, and the difference is not the market. Audiences will show up for something they have not seen before if the people in it are worth an hour of attention, and that has not changed.

Where It Sits

Independence Day worked because it had characters people could name, jokes that landed, and a structure where personal stakes and global ones were the same stakes.

This has none of that and it is not for want of budget. The difference is entirely in the writing, and specifically in whether the people on screen have anything to do with the thing happening to the planet.

What the film is good for is a specific kind of viewing. It is enormous, it is not boring, the science is gleefully wrong, and it makes no claim to be anything else.

A 3 instead of lower reflects that honesty. It is not pretending, it is not cynical in the way a rights-holding exercise is cynical, and somebody genuinely wanted to put the moon in the sky over a city and did.

Donald Sutherland appears in one scene, in a wheelchair, delivering exposition about a 1969 cover-up, and it is the last thing of his I saw before his death. He is better than the scene and the scene is better for having him in it.

For Writers

Scale cannot substitute for connection. The reader has to care about a person before the destruction of a city means anything, and that is a writing problem instead of a budget problem. Every disaster story that works ties one character’s specific want to the event itself.

Sincerity is worth something even in failure. A work that genuinely wanted to exist reads differently from one produced to satisfy an obligation, and readers can tell.

When your premise is the selling point, deliver it early and often. A film about the moon falling should have the moon falling in the first ten minutes, and this one largely does.

Should you watch Moonfall?

Only for the spectacle, and only if you can tolerate everything between the spectacle. The moon is a hollow machine, the tides go vertical, and a hundred and forty million dollars of independent money went into finding out that nobody wanted an original disaster film in 2022.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Moonfall about?
The moon leaves its orbit and begins falling toward Earth, and a disgraced astronaut, a NASA administrator and a conspiracy theorist attempt to stop it. The moon turns out to be an artificial hollow megastructure.
Are the effects any good?
The disaster sequences are enormous and legible. Gravity increases as the moon approaches, so water climbs, vehicles lift and people cannot run, and the film applies those rules consistently.
Is the science accurate?
Not remotely, and the film is not embarrassed about it. What matters is that the internal rules are consistent, which is all an audience really requires from a premise this size.
What is wrong with it?
The human material. Every personal scene is disconnected from the disaster, particularly an estranged son subplot that occupies real time and has no effect on anything.
How much did it cost?
Around a hundred and forty million dollars, raised independently after no studio would fund it, making it one of the most expensive independently financed films ever made. It took roughly sixty-seven million.
What is the megastructure reveal?
The moon is artificial, hollow, built by ancestors of humanity, and contains an artificial intelligence maintaining it. It is a genuinely large idea delivered in the third act and used as a location for a chase.
How does it compare to Independence Day?
That film had characters people could name and a structure where personal and global stakes were the same. The difference here is entirely in the writing instead of in the budget.

This film appears on 3 of my film lists

🏷︎ 2020s🏷︎ Survival Against the Odds🏷︎ Worldbuilding